Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML
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Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until coworkers and family members kept making comments like, "I think you gained a little weight", "You look older" and "Do you still like guys?" Apparently, my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML
Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML
Today, I showed my new haircut to my friends. One of them said, "Wow, it’s brave to try something different." I didn’t realize that "brave" was code for "bad." FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, I cut my bangs. When I asked my boyfriend if he liked it he said, "It's like I'm dating a new girl, this way I won't get bored with you." FML
Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML
Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML
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regalarius 0
In his defense, I look old for my age, and my (now wife) looks very young for hers...and when we were both 18, I got some very dirty looks walking around hand-in-hand with her. Nobody actually said anything to us except once or twice, though. She's actually older than I am. So I can understand his caution.
bebopdubop 0
well ur friends are going to lie to you if it looks terrible. ur boyfriend is probably right. just saying.
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mexicansweetie48 0
haha. just cut it again i highly doubt you look like a little girl. fyl.
HorrorByrd 0
Just get a new stupid haircut. It's not that hard. Anyway I'm sure other people have worse haircuts. Hell, I have a mohawk. How do you think that makes me look? lol
YouAreRidiculous 0
he's just not that into you
naceface101 0
what a mean boyfriend!
lakeylove 0
get a wig done deal
mylifesucks1232 0
Wigs are super itchy
superbluff5 0
It must look hot
Mikababyyy 0
Awww that's sucks he's maybe jealous cause you can pull it off
trilliamme 0
What is he jealous of? I kinda doubt he would want a girl's haircut...
msbetsy 0
Remember: your haircut will grow out in time, but your boyfriend will be a douchebag forever. If he's telling you he hates your hair and denying you affection because of it, he's probably a dick all around. You should dump him. Plenty of guys DO like short hair, by the way.
ArmyOfOne 0
BAWWWWW he doesn't like my haircut I'm gonna dump him. BAWWWWW /bait
msbetsy 0
It's not even that he doesn't like it. It's that he's being a jerk about it. Why would anyone NOT want to dump an asshole like that?
PA88 0
How is he being a jerk about it?? He is being HONEST about how he feels. I thought honesty was a good thing. I said earlier I would rather my fiance be honest and tell me the haircut doesn't look good...
Laci_Laine 0
I think her friends are jealous and want her to keep her bad haircut to make them look better when they're with her.