Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until coworkers and family members kept making comments like, "I think you gained a little weight", "You look older" and "Do you still like guys?" Apparently, my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML
Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML
Today, I showed my new haircut to my friends. One of them said, "Wow, it’s brave to try something different." I didn’t realize that "brave" was code for "bad." FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, I cut my bangs. When I asked my boyfriend if he liked it he said, "It's like I'm dating a new girl, this way I won't get bored with you." FML
Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML
Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
regalarius 0
In his defense, I look old for my age, and my (now wife) looks very young for hers...and when we were both 18, I got some very dirty looks walking around hand-in-hand with her. Nobody actually said anything to us except once or twice, though. She's actually older than I am. So I can understand his caution.
bebopdubop 0
well ur friends are going to lie to you if it looks terrible. ur boyfriend is probably right. just saying.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (135)
jackanackanory 0
Why would he be afraid that people would think he has a foot fetish?
Bored_2_Death 0
i hope your kidding
a_to_z 0
a phedophile is not a foot fetish, it's someone who has, usually inapproiate, relations with someone signifancantly younger than them.
LuxLisbon_fml 0
The word paedophile refers to someone who is sexually attracted to children - not necessarily someone who has acted upon it. And someone who has a relationship with someone significantly younger than them, as per your definition (say, a 40-year-old dating a 20-year-old) does not by default fall into that category. Of course, the age that constitutes a 'child' differs greatly according to the law in different places. Anyway, I'm pretty sure #27 was joking, although I think that meaning would be spelled 'poed'~ not 'paed/ped'~.
XXMeowmeowmeowXX 0
I find it kinda funny that two people in a row had a typo in pedophile. But, yeah. Either your friends were lying to you or your boyfriend's got issues.
humorizer 14
Paedophile is an accept form of pedophile. Plus, while pedo in this case refers to "beginning/young", peda and pedo and pedi all refer to feet too.
LuxLisbon_fml 0
Actually, 'paedophile' isn't a typo; it's just how it's spelled in Britain, originating from the Greek spelling. 'Pedophile' is a phonetic spelling which was developed later for ease of use, similar to 'fetus' as opposed to 'foetus'. I'm not saying one is better than the other, before someone accuses me of doing so.
PA88 0
...sarcasm....and it's pedophile
UseTheFrags 0
Send me nudes.
Lambshanks 0
Just get the school girl outfit out and then see if he complains ;P .... ... then send pictures.
Uvula 0
He doesn't want to look like Michael Jackson.
kingoftheworld 0
That's mean :. LOL D: Different people different opinions? .-.;
fyourlife33 0
Ahh crap uvula beat me to it.. Yep he doesn't want to look like michael Jackson
ReadaBook 0
LOL I was just reminded of the "My New Haircut" video Mom, where's the protein!?
WIDRR 0
I NEED MY GOD DAMN PROTEIN. HGH STERIODS!!!! hhahah you made my day.
aznbillybob4sho 0
He's probably on the verge of breaking up with you.
lms704 0
I just got my hair cut 4 in. shorter but is still quite long, and yet it looks like it is kind of short. If you get your hair cut too short most guys don't like it. So my advice is to let it grow out and never cut it too short again.