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By fatgirl - 16/05/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML

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You deserved it 10 739

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Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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Today, I accidentally said "Yes Daddy” to my boyfriend while at dinner with his parents. They threw me out. My boyfriend did nothing to defend me. FML

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You deserved it 495

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By 50sStyle - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Hartland

Today, during lunch, I choked on my food and possibly came close to death when my boyfriend's best friend performed the Heimlich Maneuver on me, potentially saving my life. My boyfriend then started arguing with me over letting his best friend touch my stomach. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 000

You deserved it 476

chasin_butterfli 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 12:26

And you didn't break his hand? If my BF ever pulled some shit like that, he'd be sporting a cast. Not cool, especially in front of friends.

SweetestSin 4

Sunday 16 May 2010 12:14

Well how many slices did you freakin eat prior to that?

Comments

imaniiboo 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 18:25

lmaoo! ydi!

bittersweet1 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 18:27

you should have taken a bite out of the pizza then spit it on the table then slap him with the slice of pizza then walk away.

jaded_gal 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 18:49

Sounds like it's time for new friends AND a new boyfriend. No matter what your size, your friends (questionable) and (ex) b/f should never treat you that way. it was only a 2nd piece of pizza! **** all of them!

hollee 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 19:02

this happens to me every day....with alcohol, not pizza. lol

DLTsandwich 5

Sunday 16 May 2010 19:31

I would rip my wrist away from that jerk and eat as many more freakin' pieces as I wanted. So rude! Unless you were eating a serious sh*t ton of pizza and they were witnessing your arteries starting to clog, they shouldn't have done that.

chrisauh 4

Sunday 16 May 2010 21:00

fat girls dont deserve bf's they are plain disgusting

sulitak 27

Thursday 6 June 2013 9:33

so are arrogant pricks like yourself.

Smith000006 1

Sunday 16 May 2010 21:32

He was just trying to help you from being another statistic of this disgusting country. Everyone feels they are entitled to stuff themselves till they look like big ol meat balloons. It's your fault, get in the gym and stop giving america a bad name.