Your cooking, dude

By Anonymous - 09/02/2021 20:00

Today, I made popcorn shrimp. My dog was being a whiner so I gave her one of the shrimp. I guess she didn't like it because she hopped right back up and spat it out on my plate. FML
I agree, your life sucks 384
You deserved it 685

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rotflqtms_ 21

Never said a shrimp would. You didn't read, yet you tell me to shut up... cough cough rude much? I said the dog would continue to beg for table food, including things that would harm them. But ok. Dog doesn't seem well trained if it's always whining for table food. You don't want your dog constantly begging for your food every time you sit down to eat, especially if you just fed them. Not all human foods are meant for dogs and some can harm them. If you don't know that, you are a danger to your dog. The dog was literally begging for table food... hence why he gave the dog the shrimp. But ok...

you should prolly pick your plate off the floor

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rotflqtms_ 21

don't feed your dog from the table or it'll beg every time you are eating, even if it's something they're not supposed to eat.

oh shut up a shrimp wont hurt and a trained dog wont beg either way

rotflqtms_ 21

Never said a shrimp would. You didn't read, yet you tell me to shut up... cough cough rude much? I said the dog would continue to beg for table food, including things that would harm them. But ok. Dog doesn't seem well trained if it's always whining for table food. You don't want your dog constantly begging for your food every time you sit down to eat, especially if you just fed them. Not all human foods are meant for dogs and some can harm them. If you don't know that, you are a danger to your dog. The dog was literally begging for table food... hence why he gave the dog the shrimp. But ok...

She probably thought your shrimp was a rubber chew toy, and engaged in a game of fetch. (sarcasm) I envy the humans who get to eat your delightful shrimp. (/sarcasm)

DoctorPALO 14

You mean hocked up....

you should prolly pick your plate off the floor