Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Don't back down, double down
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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Happygofucky 0
Your boyfriend sure has incredible timing. Throw the douchelord overboard!
DocBastard 40
Step 1) Go to the bar and get a drink Step 2) Go to the buffet Step 3) Repeat steps 1 and 2 You're welcome.
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Comments (153)
sammygirl8 0
it's deffinetly an April fools thing
rojodoxie10 0
That totally sucks!! Same thing happened to me in January. It was my first cruise and my birthday....
GAVINtheROBOT 2
wow thats a bummer. i dont know if id end a relationship in a small room on a boat in the middle of the ocean. its awkward enough bumping into an ex on the street...
ohmandapants 17
sooooo throw all his shit overboard...
jennifer93 0
totally agree
kcmjlopez 0
wasn't thinking too far ahead was he.
AlliBell 0
Awkward silences the rest of the trip are so much fun!
summerhot_fml 2
Should have kicked him out of the room, been like "bitch this is my room now". And kept his stuff.
doglover100 29
He "fell" overboard and drowned.
dirty_dan_ 15
Go to the bar and drink it up babe. Make friends eh?
a_pretty_potato 14
Wtf? Why couldn't he wait until you got off the cruise? I can imagine how ******* awkward it is now sharing a room with him.