gRRRrr
United States
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Christian
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
nomoresbfun
United States
Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
Grrrawrwtf
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
pabj208
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
SeaSick
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML
dumped
South Africa
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Don't back down, double down
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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Happygofucky 0
Your boyfriend sure has incredible timing. Throw the douchelord overboard!
DocBastard 40
Step 1) Go to the bar and get a drink Step 2) Go to the buffet Step 3) Repeat steps 1 and 2 You're welcome.
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Comments (153)
mandypandypants 4
Bang one of the waiters while he's in the room.
lifeisbutadream3 0
Turn it around as if you dumped him.. showing you don't care by acting relieved, then go to the bar and chat up some cute men or even the bartender... treat him like a roommate. Act as if, be strong and carry on!
peacelovehappine_fml 0
LUCKY!!! I mean that if on a cruise and I'm not ... not that u got dumped
hcovballer247 0
Uh this is a made up fml. I know it because you're on a cruise ship. Which means you have no wifi or any possible way to access it because you're in the middle of the ocean. You didn't think that one through..
irishman1733 0
kick him out of the room
mwheatley8991 0
screw that guy, I hate that their's men out there like that, I LOVE my girlfriend and would never hurt her
GreggyZ 0
that's not the first story I've heard about a guy dumping his gf on vacation. it must be a growing trend. maybe there's a hidden brilliance in that tactic
NickKeiter99 0
lock him out of the room
Kenjikai 5
Sounds like a movie I watched awhile ago guy broke up with his girlfriend because he was going on a cruise and he wanted to be free to get as much ass as he wanted. Probably what the douchebag wanted to do as well...
dizzaymizlizzay 11
This actually happened to me a year and a half ago. I decided never to vacation on a boat again. there's no escape