Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
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Top comments
extremereviews 26
That would attract more attention than the speeding itself
FrizzyInTheZone 5
It would've just been easier to say slow down or something
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Comments (40)
ploppe00 2
In my head its funny but If it would happen to me i would cry?
SystemofaBlink41 27
Well, that's one way to slow down...
krimeano 4
You must fasten seat belt. Always. No exceptions.
BiaBauer 29
Sorry OP, but I laughed so hard on this. :)))
steftriv 18
That was a great visual haha
meegal 12
Ugh I HATE overly aggressive drivers. I hate aggressive drivers in general actually. Why is everyone constantly in a rush? I don't get it... no one knows how to take their times these days. I never speed, ever. I'm ALWAYS within 5 MPH of the speed limit, and I hate going faster than the actual speed limit. If the limit is 60 I'm going 55-65, but most of the time I'm at 60 exactly. There's just no need to speed. I'd rather get there 5 minutes later and safely rather than speed and get there like a minute sooner. Unless of course you have a legitimate emergency like your pregnant wife in the backseat or something. But I highly doubt every person speeding on the highway have an actual medical emergency... slow down people.
AloysiusWeasley 15
They're probably aggressive because you're in the left hand lane trying to force your idea of speed on others. Get out of the way of faster traffic and they'll go away.
meegal 12
So driving the speed limit is now forcing MY idea of speed on others? It's the speed limit... that's how fast you're supposed to be going. They're the ones speeding, i'm following the traffic laws. It's not MY idea of speed, it's the law's idea of speed.
AloysiusWeasley 15
You can be technically correct all day, but if traffic is doing 70 and you're doing 55, you are the problem, not them.
middlenamefrank 8
That's what you get for trying to control-freak on gramma. Her car, her license, her ticket. If you don't like the way she drives, don't get in the car with her.
mangelon86 15
YDI...pussy
mattrd_fml 31
Put on your seat belt next time and this won't happen.
inolongercare 19
Seat belt would help with that