Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML
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Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
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Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML
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Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
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Top comments
extremereviews 26
That would attract more attention than the speeding itself
FrizzyInTheZone 5
It would've just been easier to say slow down or something
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Comments (40)
giantsfan2010 23
Weird, usually elderly drive 30 mph under the speed limit
oKap1 15
You could've just asked her to slow down because she was over the speed limit. She might not have noticed how fast she was driving.
DrBojangles 4
She slammed on the breaks at the mere thought of a police officer. I think she was well aware how fast she was going.
simplysarcastics 26
I understand op, most grandmas usually drive super slow but not ours. As a child I just buckled up and held on, because telling gram to slow down or telling her to do anything in general doesn't fly lol. Gram does as she pleases, oh I miss her! ;)
BasedComment 15
That's why you take your foot off the gas and break lightly.
slyde32 12
tell that to op's grandma
BasedComment 15
Ok. Give me 30 minutes.
feven 32
Badass grandma. Look at the bright side, the most exciting thing I've ever seen my grandma do is call the police (seriously lol)
higgysaurus 18
An old person driving fast? Baloney haha
AloysiusWeasley 15
Pretty much! You'd think more old people would speed so they can go enjoy things since they don't have much time left instead of going 50 in the left hand lane. Go Granny go! :D
Lily_Rain77 25
I feel your pain. You dont get to tell gramma what to do. She has to think it was her idea to slow down.
albertozeta_fml 9
What's wrong with safety belts?
thewiseman 2
Seat belt?
141cohanj 7
What the LITERAL **** did you expect!?!?!?