Love: Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached...

By anoymus - 31/05/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML

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Sunday 31 May 2009 10:25

ouch, i wouldn't pay the ransom if i were u

24788 6

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:35

At least you caught him in the action. Makes it much easier to believe it.

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Ughsucks 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 17:09

Statistically #5 it's something like 60-80% chance it won't work for people in the 75-90 IQ bracket (about 30% of the US). If you have an IQ over 125, you only have a 9% chance of divorce.

mintfreshpinesol 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 17:24

#41--all those statistics are bullshit...

Ughsucks 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 17:32

#42 You should really read more. The sibling studies done by the Harvard Professors Richard J. Herrnstein and Charles Murray verify that data twice. As IQ goes up you also have a far less likely chance of unwed pregnancy (about 15 times less). 75-90 = 45% chance >125 = 3% chance

abcdefghiloveyou 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 17:35

#43, where's the rest of the percentage go? less than 75?

DarkKnight540 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 17:39

Thats gotta suck

Ughsucks 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 17:52

#44 those are specific data points within each GROUP. ie. 5% of the entire population has an IQ above 125... out of those people only 3% of them have unwed pregnancies.