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Same thing different taste
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Check these out!
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Hey who put that there....
you ruined it
That's not the way to bang your head. Don't worry, he'll show you.
This doesnt make sense at all.
This sounds violent...
You know it's violent when someone named the analassassin thinks it is.
Quit banging the dryer and ban him
I don't know about you, but I've never tried to be sexy for any man in my life time. Nor would I have ever stuck my ass out for another man who is trying to discreetly look at it. So no sir, we have not all been there or done that in our lives.
What's wrong with trying to be sexy for someone you're in a relationship with? Or looking at the ass of someone you're in a relationship with? Try being a little playful #13, your significant other might actually like it.
13 is just making a play on words cause he's a dude and would like to emphasize his masculinity by making it clear he is straight as an arrow. If he was a woman, that would be a different story...and it would be supremely shitty to be her SO
I like how in your profile you state that you hate when people give advice on FML and then you give advice on FML... You keep cantankerous old goats like me confused
Had you used the term "ass" instead of "horse", you would have got thumbed up, because everybody relates to asses in at least 3 ways.
Maybe I should have clarified, 'giving advice to the OP'. In this case, that would be saying something like, 'just pretend you meant to do it and continue your laundry', as if the OP is bent over waiting for someone to tell her what to do.
Well, at least you tried! Good for you, OP
This has happened to me
Do you even understand what you just said?
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Quit banging the dryer and ban him
Hey who put that there....