Today, I was doing laundry while my boyfriend was sitting at...

By RuasaLove - 30/7/2015 02:34 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I was doing laundry while my boyfriend was sitting at the table playing on his phone. I glanced over and caught him watching my ass as I put clothes in the dryer. Trying to be sexy, I looked at him as I slowly bent over to put more clothes in. Instead, I hit my head hard on the dryer door. FML

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By jayennachristine | 23

#6366366 - Thursday 30 July 2015 15:13

Quit banging the dryer and ban him

By djcity | 11

#6366360 - Thursday 30 July 2015 15:11

Hey who put that there....

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By djcity | 11

#6366360 - Thursday 30 July 2015 15:11

Hey who put that there....

Swandive235 | 27

#6366546 - Thursday 30 July 2015 19:07

I did

nutella4life | 14

#6366917 - Friday 31 July 2015 4:39

you ruined it

By Zwerik | 31

#6366361 - Thursday 30 July 2015 15:12

I'm sure he appreciated the effort. :)

By GreyJedi | 10

#6366364 - Thursday 30 July 2015 15:12

That's not the way to bang your head. Don't worry, he'll show you.

brycemash | 9

#6366927 - Friday 31 July 2015 4:49

This doesnt make sense at all.

AnalAssassin1 | 14

#6366962 - Friday 31 July 2015 5:52

This sounds violent...

tonedef456 | 8

#6369330 - Sunday 2 August 2015 21:29

You know it's violent when someone named the analassassin thinks it is.

By jayennachristine | 23

#6366366 - Thursday 30 July 2015 15:13

Quit banging the dryer and ban him

Murilirum | 23

#6366828 - Friday 31 July 2015 1:58

My golden line.... And you got there first -_-

By assurant | 12

#6366369 - Thursday 30 July 2015 15:18

don't lie we've all done that some point in our lives

Corey122726 | 17

#6366385 - Thursday 30 July 2015 15:29

I don't know about you, but I've never tried to be sexy for any man in my life time. Nor would I have ever stuck my ass out for another man who is trying to discreetly look at it. So no sir, we have not all been there or done that in our lives.

pjsr | 31

#6366398 - Thursday 30 July 2015 15:52

What's wrong with trying to be sexy for someone you're in a relationship with? Or looking at the ass of someone you're in a relationship with? Try being a little playful #13, your significant other might actually like it.

boating_guy | 33

#6366425 - Thursday 30 July 2015 16:11

13 is just making a play on words cause he's a dude and would like to emphasize his masculinity by making it clear he is straight as an arrow.

If he was a woman, that would be a different story...and it would be supremely shitty to be her SO

IDerive | 12

#6366691 - Thursday 30 July 2015 23:00

I like how in your profile you state that you hate when people give advice on FML and then you give advice on FML... You keep cantankerous old goats like me confused

IDerive | 12

#6366693 - Thursday 30 July 2015 23:02

Had you used the term "ass" instead of "horse", you would have got thumbed up, because everybody relates to asses in at least 3 ways.

pjsr | 31

#6366980 - Friday 31 July 2015 6:26

Maybe I should have clarified, 'giving advice to the OP'. In this case, that would be saying something like, 'just pretend you meant to do it and continue your laundry', as if the OP is bent over waiting for someone to tell her what to do.