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By RuasaLove - United States - Pleasantville
  Today, I was doing laundry while my boyfriend was sitting at the table playing on his phone. I glanced over and caught him watching my ass as I put clothes in the dryer. Trying to be sexy, I looked at him as I slowly bent over to put more clothes in. Instead, I hit my head hard on the dryer door. FML
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  Corey122726  |  17

I don't know about you, but I've never tried to be sexy for any man in my life time. Nor would I have ever stuck my ass out for another man who is trying to discreetly look at it. So no sir, we have not all been there or done that in our lives.

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  pjsr  |  32

What's wrong with trying to be sexy for someone you're in a relationship with? Or looking at the ass of someone you're in a relationship with? Try being a little playful #13, your significant other might actually like it.

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  boating_guy  |  33

13 is just making a play on words cause he's a dude and would like to emphasize his masculinity by making it clear he is straight as an arrow.

If he was a woman, that would be a different story...and it would be supremely shitty to be her SO

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  IDerive  |  12

I like how in your profile you state that you hate when people give advice on FML and then you give advice on FML... You keep cantankerous old goats like me confused

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  IDerive  |  12

Had you used the term "ass" instead of "horse", you would have got thumbed up, because everybody relates to asses in at least 3 ways.

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  pjsr  |  32

Maybe I should have clarified, 'giving advice to the OP'. In this case, that would be saying something like, 'just pretend you meant to do it and continue your laundry', as if the OP is bent over waiting for someone to tell her what to do.

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