By RuasaLove - 30/07/2015 02:34 - United States - Pleasantville

Spicy
Today, I was doing laundry while my boyfriend was sitting at the table playing on his phone. I glanced over and caught him watching my ass as I put clothes in the dryer. Trying to be sexy, I looked at him as I slowly bent over to put more clothes in. Instead, I hit my head hard on the dryer door. FML
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Zwerik 31

I'm sure he appreciated the effort. :)

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GreyJedi 10

That's not the way to bang your head. Don't worry, he'll show you.

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tonedef456 8

You know it's violent when someone named the analassassin thinks it is.

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Murilirum 23

My golden line.... And you got there first -_-

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assurant 12

don't lie we've all done that some point in our lives

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Corey122726 17

I don't know about you, but I've never tried to be sexy for any man in my life time. Nor would I have ever stuck my ass out for another man who is trying to discreetly look at it. So no sir, we have not all been there or done that in our lives.

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pjsr 32

What's wrong with trying to be sexy for someone you're in a relationship with? Or looking at the ass of someone you're in a relationship with? Try being a little playful #13, your significant other might actually like it.

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boating_guy 33

13 is just making a play on words cause he's a dude and would like to emphasize his masculinity by making it clear he is straight as an arrow. If he was a woman, that would be a different story...and it would be supremely shitty to be her SO

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IDerive 12

I like how in your profile you state that you hate when people give advice on FML and then you give advice on FML... You keep cantankerous old goats like me confused

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IDerive 12

Had you used the term "ass" instead of "horse", you would have got thumbed up, because everybody relates to asses in at least 3 ways.

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pjsr 32

Maybe I should have clarified, 'giving advice to the OP'. In this case, that would be saying something like, 'just pretend you meant to do it and continue your laundry', as if the OP is bent over waiting for someone to tell her what to do.

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sandraw1 22

Well, at least you tried! Good for you, OP

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Badkarma4u 17

YDI for trying to be sexy. Women are sexiest when they don't try.

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myanichole 22

Do you even understand what you just said?

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labowski1976 5

Do u have an ass worth looking at

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Smilez97 5

Next time just hop up on the washer or dryer

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Steve95401 49

Especially when the washer is in "Spin" cycle.

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mds9986 24

Put a few rocks in it too.

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