By thethrowawayplace - 15/10/2021 17:00
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what the fuck, that is one of the shittest fmls i have ever heard
It's all relative. Not having condoms when you ought to have one, when spending the night with a girl, to me is 100% FML - Having your mother asking you in front of your brother's cute mates not to flush your used tampons, isn't one at all. Yet they are all over the place simply because a teenage girl will find it horrible while other more mature readers will not. Most readers here seem to be teenagers (which isn't anything bad, but simply affects most FMLs that make it through). You could tell when the Jackass guys selected them for example as they were a bit more 'crude'.
I agree with #25 that different people will have different perceptions of different FMLs. Why you went all the way from Texas to Colorado seems incredibly stupid to me. YDI for feeling you had to travel all that distance just to get fucked by your friend. Oh, and your friend is a retard for forgetting condoms. If you're planning a night of sex, unless you're some sex toy fetishist, then there's not really much you need to take.
Condoms aren't only for birth control, they're also for STD protection, which this person may be concerned about since she (or he) didn't say boyfriend, just friend. You can still get an STD with oral sex. Doesn't rule out mutual masturbation, but hey, whatever. Also, to the OP... it's not just HIS job to bring the condoms! You are perfectly capable of bringing condoms as well, so it's just as much your fault as his.
I find this whole FML hard to believe. I think this is a fake. If OP needed to go all the way to Colorado to get fucked then who is that 'friend'? Your brother? Cousin? That hideous monster from the big, black lagoon? And also, No Wal-Marts opened 24/7 in Colorado!? Anywhere?
Never seen a gas station sell condoms, personally. But... seriously... why did they go all the way to Colorado just to have sex? And why "friend"? Why didn't you get condoms, too? And, STD alert without the condoms, yeah, but there are ways to have fun without sticking a dick in you somewhere. I know this and I'm a virgin. You, OP, are just sad, sad, sad. Unless you actually went to Colorado to enjoy a good WEEKEND together, not a single night, then, okay, no big deal, you two had fun playing cards, yeah? OP are you male or female, by chance? For some reason, the complete mystery gender + "friend" screams gay to me . Don't be afraid to say so, it's the Internet...
Cling wrap is a good substitute. And you can't get pregnant if you're standing up or if it's your first time!
mifo all I have to say is that you are a moron. Cling wrap IS NOT a substitute and you can get pregnate and transfer STDs no matter if it is your first time or not and no matter what position you are in. Go to the book store right now and get you a sex ed book for crying out loud.
I just wonder why someone wants sex with "a friend". And yeah, like #2 said, there ways to have fun without condoms.
Texans tend to do that... Haven't quite figured out why yet... It's not like we really want them here. But, I digress. Gas stations in Colorado are open 24/7, as are 7/11s, Kings, Wal Marts, and various other places. And even South Park has a 7/11, despite being able to drive through it in all of 30 seconds. There are multiple places you could have gone. YDI for all that and more.
Dude, that's what shower curtains and duct tape are for. If not, just learn to love it in the butt.