Intimacy: Today, I was doing laundry while my boyfriend was sitting at...

By RuasaLove - 30/07/2015 02:34 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I was doing laundry while my boyfriend was sitting at the table playing on his phone. I glanced over and caught him watching my ass as I put clothes in the dryer. Trying to be sexy, I looked at him as I slowly bent over to put more clothes in. Instead, I hit my head hard on the dryer door. FML

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By owl + bungee cord - 07/01/2014 20:38 - United States - Herndon

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML

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Smooth operator

By Nic - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

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By showerstupid - 04/04/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By Hotdamn - 21/03/2016 04:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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By elevenharries - 03/06/2010 08:54 - United Kingdom

Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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Wrong sort of poking

By Anonymous - 22/09/2013 05:40 - United States - Brandon

Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML

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By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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jayennachristine 23

Thursday 30 July 2015 15:13

Quit banging the dryer and ban him

djcity 11

Thursday 30 July 2015 15:11

Hey who put that there....

Comments

britbrat237 14

Thursday 30 July 2015 20:48

Bet you gave him a good laugh!

soulxreaperx356 9

Thursday 30 July 2015 21:31

Pass it off as being a metaphor for the head board?

daemonsparta 16

Thursday 30 July 2015 21:35

if it helps, he probably still found it sexy

zarrganaut 17

Thursday 30 July 2015 23:04

Sounds like something I would do.

EvilLittleMan 23

Thursday 30 July 2015 23:07

Bang your Head... Metal Health will drive you ... Ouch, damn it !

axe_flower 6

Thursday 30 July 2015 23:43

Dude. Yes.

saymynamess 19

Friday 31 July 2015 4:39

I keep wondering sometimes when some girls do that. I didn't know that they meant to do it for a purpose.

joshi42 16

Friday 31 July 2015 7:55

Watch your head. Your ass is already watched on, so you should be safe on this side.

josace 9

Friday 31 July 2015 8:15

How do you slowly hit your head hard? I'm honestly confused by this.

vorspiel 17

Friday 31 July 2015 9:49

There was no point in trying to be sexy. He obviously liked what he saw already!

Sandman2015 12

Friday 31 July 2015 17:42

I give you an A for effort on that one, hope your head feels better soon!

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