FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain...

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By owl + bungee cord - / Tuesday 7 January 2014 20:38 / United States - Herndon

Intimacy

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By alan2kai13 | 3

#5820239 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:04

You could've just turned the temperature down

By peacefully84 | 19

#5820250 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:08

Cause of accident - lack of adhesive ducks.

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By alan2kai13 | 3

#5820239 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:04

You could've just turned the temperature down

wcc7777777 | 5

#5820242 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:05

Are you dumb? Or was this a joke?

alan2kai13 | 3

#5820251 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:08

It's called a play on words. Overuse of 'things got heated' when referring to sex has led to shit puns to make me feel better

Eleanor6141 | 11

#5820336 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 2:10

O.P. just got a little butt hurt over it..

By olpally | 32

#5820244 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:06

Smooth move op. Haha wow. That sounds like you're an contortionist with that crazy ass fall.

speakersboom | 19

#5820285 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:24

*a contortionist

olpally | 32

#5820305 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:40

Waste of a comment there.^ How about adding something to your comment other then correcting mine. This is why I hate grammar Nazis.^

glabberfasted | 16

#5820309 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:45

Rather than* ;) I'm just joshin' ya.

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5820380 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 3:14

Bit uptight there, olpally.

speakersboom | 19

#5820391 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 3:36

Woah, someone's on the rag...

hulopro | 16

#5820492 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 5:30

Why do people call some who corrects one's spelling a grammar Nazi when, in fact, they are a spelling Gestapo.

By mmyoung979 | 14

#5820245 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:06

...Was it a soft landing

xxmollyxx | 25

#5820326 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:56

No, hence the FML

mmyoung979 | 14

#5821347 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 23:41

It's a joke about the size of her ass. I'm sorry if no one else got that.

By myusername83 | 10

#5820248 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:07

Well that brought down the mood

AnOriginalName | 19

#5821233 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 21:21

And the curtains.

By bhou56 | 7

#5820249 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:07

Look on the bright side! Luckily the butt hit the ground, not your head (even if it did hit the rod) or other less cushioning body parts.

Rallred32 | 20

#5821702 - Thursday 9 January 2014 5:25

Op probably had her head hit two rods. *hinthint*

By peacefully84 | 19

#5820250 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:08

Cause of accident - lack of adhesive ducks.

Cbethkid | 15

#5822442 - Thursday 9 January 2014 21:36

Is it sad that when I read this, I started reciting the entire scene in my head?

chickenman12312 | 12

#5824513 - Saturday 11 January 2014 23:14

I'm probably the only one who knows that that is from the Big Bang theory! Hahahahaha

NodakN8V | 25

#5833159 - Monday 20 January 2014 13:48

#7 beat me to it.... Adhesive ducks.

NodakN8V | 25

#5833160 - Monday 20 January 2014 13:49

#7 beat me to it... Adhesive ducks

By darcislove | 18

#5820257 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:12

maybe you should invest in a shower mat for future shower sex

By LizetteBerenice | 22

#5820258 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:12

Ouch!

By fromstumbling | 8

#5820264 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:15

See, it's FMLs like these that make me never want to engage in any type of sexual activity in the bathroom.

Jabberwockyy | 13

#5820319 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:50

But it can be so much fun if done safely. Lol.

speakersboom | 19

#5820418 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 3:59

your username goes with your comment beautifully, #11.

OctoberJade | 12

#5820650 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 8:17

You just have to be careful. It can be very fun. Glass shower doors come in handy.

StillUsesMyspace | 22

#5820687 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 9:43

They really glossed over the dangers of sex in health class huh, no one even mentioned the large possibility of metal rods hitting ones head due to unsafe sex