Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML
Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML
Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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Top comments
Harpy20 24
Sounds like a dick. Hopefully you got a decent-sized severance package out of it.
PenguinBitch 44
I think you have a good reason to call Human Resources. I would've just quit. You wouldn't want to work for someone who clearly wants you fired.
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Comments (120)
livi955 4
He put a male ****,didn't know u had to specify it was male since thats the only **** iv never heard of a female ****.....
Schiffy 18
Best reply from an FML staff member I've ever seen.....
legend777 7
Seems like the boss should go back to elementary school for pulling that childish crap
sonspeedy 4
Law suit if u had a witness.
brando1983 9
I'd just sue his ass for wrongful termination and indecent exposure of his genitalia to others. If it wasn't his dick up there, then he will have a hell of a time explaining all of this to HR.
lubbockgaymale 7
In these economic times, isn't it amazing that idiots like this boss are still running things???
joethebiden 8
I see Project Mayhem is still going strong.
mercsl65 7
And there's nothing you can do!
simoncat 11
If you can prove it, report him to the Labor Board. There is a huge sexual harassment case in the making.
nnnope 26
In the what? Damn those cliff-hangers!!
MKProcks 13
Now I think boss yelling "You're fired" in front of everyone is way better to fire someone, than this.
firepanda11 7
What a dick!