Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
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Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML
Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML
Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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Top comments
Harpy20 24
Sounds like a dick. Hopefully you got a decent-sized severance package out of it.
PenguinBitch 44
I think you have a good reason to call Human Resources. I would've just quit. You wouldn't want to work for someone who clearly wants you fired.
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Comments (120)
Darthbane2007 19
What I want to know is why your boss had a picture of a man't **** in his possession anyway?
KiddNYC1O 22
That's when you involve HR, my friend.
hateevryone 15
Sue him!!! He had no right.
iwojima1945 2
for everybody talking about how hard it is to fire him, unions and that OP should sue his boss, Georgia is a right to work state and as such your boss doesnt need any kind of reason to fire the OP. HR may have been able to help but there is probably no real proof other then the boss saying something, which can easily be denied. second, as somebody else said OP should have used password protection and kept a close eye on their files.
mike3775 39
Something doesnt seem right here. Every time I have to do a presentation, I know where every slide is and I always double/triple check that all is present even before I start. But these days, I use powerpoint more than a slide projector, so its impossible to sneak something in.
carminecris89 13
I see there still is no shortage of passive aggressive pricks in Georgia. Can you talk to hr about that? It's a serious matter, you should even think of talking to a lawyer.
venomousddog 19
Man that pisses me off just reading that, I can't imagine how pissed you are, you should take it up with hr
rlTlk 13
Sounds like my boss :/
Ylianaxoxo 9
What... a... DICK !!
sportstar691 12
Lots more time for golf now then mate :)