Today, I told my “best friend” that I'd tested positive for COVID-19. She told me to “chill”. Ten years of friendship and she didn’t even ask if I was OK. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was given my Covid-19 test results after a friend and I went to take one. I had been sneezing and having fevers lately, and out of solidarity, my friend also took the test to give me the courage to do so. I tested negative, but my friend didn't. FML
Today, I was tested positive for Covid-19, after suffering with some of the symptoms of the disease two days ago. Last week, I had to pretend I was infected with it to avoid going to a friend's party, as my ex-girlfriend would be there. Ain't life a bitch? FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my girlfriend telling me to call when I wake up. Turns out she had one of her friends over who tested positive for Covid and I was just at her house, so now I’m forced to quarantine. FML
Today, my coworker has Covid symptoms but refuses to get tested. I told her she should get tested but she refused. I told our boss she has symptoms, so then he told her to get tested and now she’s giving me the silent treatment. FML
Today, after I fell off of a 150-foot cliff, bruised like crazy with two skull fractures and two foot fractures, one of my closest friends brought his sick girlfriend to visit me while I’m pretty much immobile, and I tested positive for COVID. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML
Today, I found out my friend of 15 years, who cut off our weekly gaming group during Covid after a fight, is speaking to everyone but me. I wasn't even in the fight, I just checked in to see if he was OK after. FML
Today, my germophobic girlfriend has tested positive for Covid, and is utterly convinced she's going to die. She's been crying in the bed for the last five hours, talking about how much she regrets her choices, and how she never should have spent her last year with me. FML
Today, I jokingly said to my coworker, "God, what I wouldn't do for a week off work." I was then tested positive for COVID fifteen minutes later. FML
Today, I realised my bestie ditched me for her best friend, which was fine because it's her first. But then I found out she's been hanging out with other new friends and never once thought to hit me up, until I messaged her about feeling sad we hadn't hung out in a while because of the pandemic. Guess it wasn't just the pandemic. FML
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Top comments
noporn4u 9
Even if you're in the (incorrect) camp that it's no worse than the flu, do you say "Chill" to someone with the flu?...No, you say, "oh, sorry to hear that" or "how are you doing?"
Hailstorm92 12
Don’t fret. Friends would ask you if you were ok an true friends be like and you ain’t dead yet way to go lol
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Amanda Howard 9
is it that serious?
noporn4u 9
Even if you're in the (incorrect) camp that it's no worse than the flu, do you say "Chill" to someone with the flu?...No, you say, "oh, sorry to hear that" or "how are you doing?"
RichardPencil 32
What? She gave you actionable medical advice. Avoiding fever is a good idea!
Hailstorm92 12
Don’t fret. Friends would ask you if you were ok an true friends be like and you ain’t dead yet way to go lol
voodoo66 5
why would ur friend ask the obvious, since ur standing there talking and clearly fine
Samuel McDonald 3
I mean honestly, for an overwhelming majority it does practically nothing. I had it and was perfectly fine, about half my college got the dang virus.