Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML
Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML
Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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Top comments
Harpy20 24
Sounds like a dick. Hopefully you got a decent-sized severance package out of it.
PenguinBitch 44
I think you have a good reason to call Human Resources. I would've just quit. You wouldn't want to work for someone who clearly wants you fired.
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Comments (120)
eddeeezzyy 19
Here come all the "your boss is a douchebag/dick" and "you're better off not working there anymore" comments!
evig_fml 16
Well you have a point, expect you missed the several that proceeded you :) Besides, isn't he a douche bag? If not I'm not really sure who is anymore
eddeeezzyy 19
Haha I know. It's just that once people start saying those things, then chances are that more commenters after that are going to be saying the same things.
kofeinisti 6
#13 - preceded, not proceeded
lilhellian 27
13 except not expect..
lhfengsky 8
your boss was so disgusting
girlwithmoodeyes 0
Geez, I hope you later reported him. Maybe its all for the better and you'll be offered a better job? Try to stay positive! Sorry dude, FYL.
jelly713 19
Call human resources to report that incident for your boss has that on his record. That way he thinks twice before doing something so pathetic to someone else. I had to report my boss the other day for her unfairness. Even if I'm terminated, I'm a seasonal worker anyway, it won't look bad if seasonals are always let go after holidays. I'm only reporting it for she can be put in check. Bosses need to be put in check by someone above them sometimes. So report him.
Banavadorable 2
I really dislike these types of bosses out there. They still have not learned how to grow up and be mature for once. OP's boss should be fired.
SuperDanielNL 23
Dude, if your boss was such a dick he'd found another way of firing you if he hadn't done this. With some hope you'll find a new job with a decent boss.
Coooodyyy 8
Hahahaha whaaat
nnnope 26
If you FOUND OUT your boss did it just to fire you, that is more than a good enough reason to call an attorney. I think the large amount of money you're pretty much guaranteed to receive will make you feel better. (:
lilhellian 27
Wrongful terminaion.. Sexual harrassment (dick pic).. Plain harrassment.. and a few more I'm sure..
sweetmama88 6
People like that deserve coal in there stocking from Santa clause this Christmas . So I just wanted to say is HAVE a beautiful Christmas and a happy NewYork.
plasticsmile42 2
Wow that's ****** up. I'm so sorry OP. Hope you find a better job