Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
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Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML
Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML
Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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Top comments
Harpy20 24
Sounds like a dick. Hopefully you got a decent-sized severance package out of it.
PenguinBitch 44
I think you have a good reason to call Human Resources. I would've just quit. You wouldn't want to work for someone who clearly wants you fired.
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Comments (120)
SApprentice 34
The real question is, was it your boss's ****?
TheRandomIndian 17
I'm fine not knowing, thanks.
TheNamelessOne 9
I love how you had to state that it was a mans ****.
Dracoboxer357 36
27- I was wondering about that myself, as a picture of a woman's ****, or a man's ******....may have been slightly more disturbing. ;)
nnnope 26
67: The transgendered are people too.
freshprizzle1 13
It could have been a horse's ****; if OP's boss is into that type of stuff.
MandiieePieee 1
You should take it to court. He can't legally fire you for that, especially if you can prove he put it on the slide.
maronofhearts 19
A mans ****? Guess its a good thing he didn't put a women's **** then you'd be really confused
TheRandomIndian 17
Have you ever been to high school? Or middle school?
Grimmerie 31
Uh, are female penises common in high school and middle school?
MisterEx 28
No dear, but animals are.
Epikouros 32
If you're unfamiliar with women's penises, search for 'trap' on Tumblr.
sougstad 7
It's interesting that you would know where to find them 55
maronofhearts 19
Apparently they are common at whatever school 34 went to. Must be near a sewage plant or something. Now I feel bad how could such a simple joke go so far over 34s head
martin_martian7 11
Wow what a jerk off!
sammyjanette 17
How did you find out? Get evidence, and sue for your re-employment. Though, you probably might not want to work for that place.
_TasteTheRainbow 24
What an asshole.
bwzwally8 15
What a dick!
twiztedone 19
I smell big lawsuit!
olpally 33
I believe you should kick him in the dick now. That dick douche.