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It's not every day the dog has a milestone like that. :P

if it makes u feel better... in dog years, it's his seventieth.

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It's not every day the dog has a milestone like that. :P

Kill the DOG :O :P

Ask for double the shit. The dog isn't going to eat the cake, so you get double the cake. Double the fun. Also, if you have no friends, you can invite dogs (who have owners). It seems like this might be the situation if your mom wants to have a joint-birthday.

These dog fmls are getting boring.

Here's an idea. Just say yes I mind. TA-DA problem solved.

Presses So-What button

if it makes u feel better... in dog years, it's his seventieth.

77th actually, the first year of a dog's life is equivalent to 14 years.

ok no offence of anything but there's no such thing as dog years a dog will die quicker than us because it breathes to a lot when it's hot(panting)and through that dieing quicker Also a year is the time it takes a planet to orbit the sun so a dogs year is the same as a human year...unless dogs live on another planet

Ummm...the panting does not make them "die quicker". And there is no set ratio for dog age. It depends on several factors such as breed and size. Most large breeds such as Great Danes and Mastiffs only live 7-8 years because their size puts extra strain on their heart and joints. Smaller breeds such as poodles can live 20 years or more because there is less strain on their organs. You also need to take into account "natural" deaths vs. "assisted" deaths. A mastiff may live an extra 6 months in horrible pain from joint issues or the owner could put them down to spare them that pain. Please do some research before spouting off.

#35 has a point about the dog years.

example: asian people tend to be smaller and live longer than american people, therefor they should have different year cycles? lol

I heard that the first year of a dog's life was one year and then ever year after that was seven years.

Hehe I celebrate my dogs birthday but it wouldn't be over my childs birthday.

Your birthday is more important, but I can't brand this a FYL or YDI, so I'll just brand it YLR, your life rocks. It would be cool to share a birthday with a family beloved pet. Twice the fun and enjoyment, I'd appreciate it. Plus it would hit two birds with one stone (if your parents are the type to celebrate holidays with your pets, which I do myself). I honestly don't see how this passed moderation, unless you dislike your mothers pet.

Can't...tell...if...actually...that...stupid

Just take the dog for a long drive and let him out of the car. He'll find his way back home in a week or so, but it wouldgive you a chance to have your own party

if anyone does any harm to a dog in front of me, the dog is gonna have a human skin coat..... i will fuck you up if you mess with a dog OP

If the dog is female, make your mother share Mother's Day with it--claim it's "Bitches Day". Hey, you'll be moving out soon, anyway.

hahahahaha! nice one

agreed this is funny, animal lovers shouldn't be able to make events for the pet that involve participation of other people who may not love the animals THAT much, dont get me wrong i think pets are awesome but the op's mom can talk to(like the dog has sentient intelligence)/give party for their dog alone

of course there is that one annoying person whining about "being selfish." "OMG! THERE ARE OLD PEOPLE BEING RAPED AND KIDS WORKING IN DA FIELDS AND MY DAD IS MEAN TO ME AND I ONLY GOT AN IPOD NANO FOR CHRISTMAS WHEN I WANTED AN IPOD TOUCH, AND YOU THINK YOU GOT PROBLEMS!!!1111"

hehehe watch out he might get an ipod :P is cool man who gives a sh** about the dog as long as you get your birthday... ;)

hah if its a "joint" birthday party its all good. give her some blunt trauma from the high command

seriously i thought the same at first haha

CUTE!!! do it :D