Hopefully she's didn't break her phone when she fell haha

Be haply she didn't break her goddamn neck, who gives a shit about a phone compared to a life.

what phone are you talking about? she yelled out her sisters name. not called on a phone.

#14, why??? I think She'd rather her phone break, than bones,

If OP had a unicycle, then her only wheel would go in said pothole and she would go flying anyways.

*psst* It was a joke. No handlebars or front wheel to worry about.

"I can ride my bike with no handlebars No handlebars, no handlebars". (:

I think this is one of those rare instances where a hovercraft may be slightly more effective than a unicycle.

#2, of course, with a unicycle, the stranger would have claimed to be the sister, just in the hopes of having some unicycle-riding coolness rub off on them.

exactly what I had thought. especially since OP wasn't paying attention, they could've ran into someone else.

brake before turning your head, or turn before breaking your head...its your choice

And your comment was meaningless.

That's why I always wear shades... So I can leer at people without getting noticed. :)

How is that when relevant?

I am on really good terms with my family that lives 3 hours away; occasionally I drive up to piss around town and do some shopping, and fail to mention I am in town. Sometimes you just don't feel like visiting people.

Is there ever a good time for potholes?

When someone you hate rides I to them?