FML : Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing...

Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By karlajjjjj - / Friday 25 October 2013 12:19 / United Kingdom - Cold Ashby

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By snowby2 | 15

#5729299 - Friday 25 October 2013 19:06

Well that must have been embarrassing...

By Nyx_fml | 23

#5729303 - Friday 25 October 2013 19:08

Braking before turning your head might have worked better. Just a thought.

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By snowby2 | 15

#5729299 - Friday 25 October 2013 19:06

Well that must have been embarrassing...

whos_ur_daddy1 | 19

#5729328 - Friday 25 October 2013 19:15

Hopefully she's didn't break her phone when she fell haha

Wizardo | 33

#5729410 - Friday 25 October 2013 20:09

Be haply she didn't break her goddamn neck, who gives a shit about a phone compared to a life.

Borngemini77 | 9

#5729525 - Friday 25 October 2013 22:47

what phone are you talking about? she yelled out her sisters name. not called on a phone.

SmittyKick | 18

#5729557 - Saturday 26 October 2013 0:10

#14, why??? I think She'd rather her phone break, than bones,

By Welshite | 39

#5729302 - Friday 25 October 2013 19:07

Time to get a unicycle.

Imhere4fml | 24

#5729335 - Friday 25 October 2013 19:20

If OP had a unicycle, then her only wheel would go in said pothole and she would go flying anyways.

Welshite | 39

#5729343 - Friday 25 October 2013 19:22

*psst* It was a joke. No handlebars or front wheel to worry about.

Enslaved | 36

#5729439 - Friday 25 October 2013 20:31

"I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars, no handlebars".
(:

OzzMonster | 10

#5729474 - Friday 25 October 2013 21:14

I think this is one of those rare instances where a hovercraft may be slightly more effective than a unicycle.

perdix | 29

#5729513 - Friday 25 October 2013 22:25

#2, of course, with a unicycle, the stranger would have claimed to be the sister, just in the hopes of having some unicycle-riding coolness rub off on them.

By Nyx_fml | 23

#5729303 - Friday 25 October 2013 19:08

Braking before turning your head might have worked better. Just a thought.

greeneyebeauty9 | 28

#5729359 - Friday 25 October 2013 19:32

exactly what I had thought. especially since OP wasn't paying attention, they could've ran into someone else.

kozzard | 17

#5729473 - Friday 25 October 2013 21:12

brake before turning your head, or turn before breaking your head...its your choice

By Grayness_ | 26

#5729308 - Friday 25 October 2013 19:09

Oh man :/ , but was she at least nice enough to stop and see if you were okay ?

By perdix | 29

#5729310 - Friday 25 October 2013 19:09

I'm guessing the stranger felt bad for you. Your sister would have probably laughed her ass off at you!

By jabfinch | 9

#5729313 - Friday 25 October 2013 19:11

These top comments suck.

jdeezy01 | 13

#5729337 - Friday 25 October 2013 19:20

And your comment was meaningless.

By way2go | 16

#5729314 - Friday 25 October 2013 19:11

Why would you think it's your sister if she lives 4 hours away? If you're on good terms with her (which I'm assuming you are since your aim was to say hi), I'm sure she would tell you if she was in the area.

\ | 28

#5729430 - Friday 25 October 2013 20:25

That's why I always wear shades... So I can leer at people without getting noticed. :)

caden_bro | 9

#5729554 - Saturday 26 October 2013 0:02

How is that when relevant?

Dynosaur_dollie | 38

#5729771 - Saturday 26 October 2013 3:40

I am on really good terms with my family that lives 3 hours away; occasionally I drive up to piss around town and do some shopping, and fail to mention I am in town. Sometimes you just don't feel like visiting people.