By karlajjjjj - 25/10/2013 12:19 - United Kingdom - Cold Ashby

Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML
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snowby2 15

Well that must have been embarrassing...

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Nyx_fml 23

Braking before turning your head might have worked better. Just a thought.

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snowby2 15

Well that must have been embarrassing...

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whos_ur_daddy1 19

Hopefully she's didn't break her phone when she fell haha

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Wizardo 33

Be haply she didn't break her goddamn neck, who gives a shit about a phone compared to a life.

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Borngemini77 9

what phone are you talking about? she yelled out her sisters name. not called on a phone.

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SmittyKick 18

#14, why??? I think She'd rather her phone break, than bones,

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Imhere4fml 24

If OP had a unicycle, then her only wheel would go in said pothole and she would go flying anyways.

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Welshite 39

*psst* It was a joke. No handlebars or front wheel to worry about.

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Enslaved 36

"I can ride my bike with no handlebars No handlebars, no handlebars". (:

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OzzMonster 10

I think this is one of those rare instances where a hovercraft may be slightly more effective than a unicycle.

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perdix 29

#2, of course, with a unicycle, the stranger would have claimed to be the sister, just in the hopes of having some unicycle-riding coolness rub off on them.

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Nyx_fml 23

Braking before turning your head might have worked better. Just a thought.

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greeneyebeauty9 28

exactly what I had thought. especially since OP wasn't paying attention, they could've ran into someone else.

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kozzard 17

brake before turning your head, or turn before breaking your head...its your choice

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Grayness_ 26

Oh man :/ , but was she at least nice enough to stop and see if you were okay ?

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perdix 29

I'm guessing the stranger felt bad for you. Your sister would have probably laughed her ass off at you!

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way2go 16

Why would you think it's your sister if she lives 4 hours away? If you're on good terms with her (which I'm assuming you are since your aim was to say hi), I'm sure she would tell you if she was in the area.

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\ 28

That's why I always wear shades... So I can leer at people without getting noticed. :)

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

I am on really good terms with my family that lives 3 hours away; occasionally I drive up to piss around town and do some shopping, and fail to mention I am in town. Sometimes you just don't feel like visiting people.

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Ksweety_fml 27

Well, I hope you're okay. You have to pay attention.!

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Those damn sneaky potholes. They always appearing at the worst times.

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Axipiter 24

Is there ever a good time for potholes?

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Catkam623 27

When someone you hate rides I to them?

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thatonegirlnic 10

Good way to make a new friend. Compassion breeds cooperation

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