FML : Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face....

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

RainCl0ud Say more :

OP here. This man is my husband now, and all these years later, he still tries to bite me every now and then. It doesn't happen often enough for me to discuss it with him and I don't want to embarrass him when it does happen. It doesn't hurt but I just don't enjoy it.

By RainCl0ud / Saturday 27 August 2011 06:08 / United States

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By ciarafox9 | 9

#3188464 - Saturday 27 August 2011 13:01

Why would he think that's a good idea?

By Midrash | 5

#3188472 - Saturday 27 August 2011 13:03

Maybe he wanted to try something he saw on twilight

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By bubblepaarty | 5

#3188447 - Saturday 27 August 2011 12:57

tht's disgusting . D:

maddy14 | 0

#3188522 - Saturday 27 August 2011 13:13

Exactly

Valentina_Baby | 7

#3188639 - Saturday 27 August 2011 13:36

That's hott xD

genesisnirvana | 11

#3188672 - Saturday 27 August 2011 13:41

Flaming Lips

YoTengoTomatoes | 7

#3188697 - Saturday 27 August 2011 13:46

it's not disgusting, it just sounds a bit painful.... like I dont think most guys would want their penis bit.

Steven696 | 6

#3188749 - Saturday 27 August 2011 13:55

31- eh lightly or playfully is alright, just sucks when that person gets to into it and forgets how sensitive people are down there, then the pain begins

Sebastian_NG | 17

#3189339 - Saturday 27 August 2011 15:54

27
I luvs u

CleverBastard | 8

#3189921 - Saturday 27 August 2011 17:16

If he bites your lower lips, bite his lower head

ladiesman219 | 4

#3190759 - Saturday 27 August 2011 20:15

What are you gay?

kyarush | 10

#3191234 - Saturday 27 August 2011 22:38

Yummmm

luvvs_theatre132 | 0

#3192445 - Sunday 28 August 2011 3:38

Ok, well I LOVE being bit there...

somewizdom | 15

#3218768 - Friday 2 September 2011 1:35

Mouths have lips too?!!

therealtruman | 5

#5265718 - Thursday 20 December 2012 22:28

cept you stole that coal/diamonds from Ferris Bueller....shame on you. *s

By ciarafox9 | 9

#3188464 - Saturday 27 August 2011 13:01

Why would he think that's a good idea?

EGORAPTOR | 7

#3188531 - Saturday 27 August 2011 13:16

Because it's funny lol

ciarafox9 | 9

#3188622 - Saturday 27 August 2011 13:34

I fail to see how this would be funny for either..

beerhead | 0

#3188694 - Saturday 27 August 2011 13:45

Would it be funny if your gf bite your dick tip :/?

soiheardyoufaile | 4

#3189033 - Saturday 27 August 2011 15:13

Is it bad that I have a mental imagery of OP's boyfriend saying "omnomnomnom" while doing this?

ScaughtieHolden | 11

#3189076 - Saturday 27 August 2011 15:23

VAGINA

oops_im_fucked | 8

#3189877 - Saturday 27 August 2011 17:12

At least he didn't bite the lower lips and tear away...

h00l1gan | 5

#3189915 - Saturday 27 August 2011 17:15

Maybe he just nibbled on it? My ex used to really dig that and made me bite her through her pantys

tona01 | 16

#3190253 - Saturday 27 August 2011 18:22

That fml just made me do the stupid face all men do whenever we hear some guy got kicked in the nuts real hard
Seriously girls on fml, do some of you like that?

yajooo | 3

#3191817 - Sunday 28 August 2011 1:43

some times if ur gental :)

bizarre_ftw | 21

#3192673 - Sunday 28 August 2011 4:15

59 - yes but lol

tandem123 | 6

#3192823 - Sunday 28 August 2011 4:42

How has 11 not been buried with over -50?

EGORAPTOR | 7

#3193223 - Sunday 28 August 2011 5:56

It's my opinion and yea it would hurt but it's funny to the readers

megaaann_fml | 9

#3204498 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 10:28

30: Budget circumcision?

CcShh | 4

#4495355 - Tuesday 29 May 2012 14:51

Omnomnomnomnommm! Lmao!!!

By cudi504 | 4

#3188466 - Saturday 27 August 2011 13:02

Maybe he was hoping you would get turned on by pain? Some people are into that yakno

tylersign | 11

#3188524 - Saturday 27 August 2011 13:14

K, I know the picture isn't you. But what the fuck

tmmundy | 17

#3188590 - Saturday 27 August 2011 13:28

just ignore the picture. thats what's he's trying to do. to see how many comments he gets about the stupid picture. actually he's making fun a the white boy.

BehindU | 5

#3190913 - Saturday 27 August 2011 21:09

Kinky?

bobsaggit | 3

#3191513 - Sunday 28 August 2011 0:14

Lol yakno

chelzy | 0

#3193935 - Sunday 28 August 2011 8:44

Dude, I'm into that, but if my girlfriend bit those lips, I would kick her. That shut hurts!!!

tylersign | 11

#3194521 - Sunday 28 August 2011 11:28

3, you deleted your picture. What wrong whichu!? It was hilarious.

BirdieCurls | 25

#5996937 - Friday 4 July 2014 0:46

I pronounced that yack-no over five times before I got that

By Midrash | 5

#3188472 - Saturday 27 August 2011 13:03

Maybe he wanted to try something he saw on twilight

ninjaniki | 0

#3188538 - Saturday 27 August 2011 13:16

a vampire loves his woman all month long.. ;)

megaaann_fml | 9

#3188877 - Saturday 27 August 2011 14:32

Yeah, a period doesn't last a whole month, dipshit.

thesunsetglow_fml | 8

#3188999 - Saturday 27 August 2011 15:05

12 is saying that the loving doesn't stop for the period. Therefore he loves her all month long, INCLUDING aunt Flow.

gchartier90 | 0

#3189001 - Saturday 27 August 2011 15:06

Idiot

ninjaniki | 0

#3189073 - Saturday 27 August 2011 15:23

fools look foolish trying to make others look like fools.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3189360 - Saturday 27 August 2011 15:55

60- That should be the slogan for this site, except a little more explicit lol. I love it when fools fail in such way.

chelseabitez | 0

#3189839 - Saturday 27 August 2011 17:05

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!

h00l1gan | 5

#3189935 - Saturday 27 August 2011 17:18

60-I pity the fool who tries to make other fools seem foolish even though they are not fools

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3190155 - Saturday 27 August 2011 18:04

Mistah T pityin' the foos!

By ninjaniki | 0

#3188477 - Saturday 27 August 2011 13:04

some like it rough, some don't. You clearly don't.

Majstr | 23

#3188715 - Saturday 27 August 2011 13:49

Exactly.

pixelebrate | 0

#3188803 - Saturday 27 August 2011 14:04

5- Your pic matches the comment.

craZgal321 | 6

#3189712 - Saturday 27 August 2011 16:45

i was judt gonna say tht

By kkmwong | 11

#3188493 - Saturday 27 August 2011 13:09

Yay.

By borkchop1992 | 15

#3188526 - Saturday 27 August 2011 13:14

he was eating out let him have his fun

borkchop1992 | 15

#3188547 - Saturday 27 August 2011 13:17

fun*

leadman1989 | 15

#3189510 - Saturday 27 August 2011 16:15

Didn't his mother ever tell him not to play with his food?

yomommma | 6

#3203281 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 5:03

Some people are into that sorta thang.

By perdix | 29

#3188548 - Saturday 27 August 2011 13:18

Someone's been watching too much porn. The sad part is that they don't give you instructions on how much pressure to apply to get the best results.

thesunsetglow_fml | 8

#3189004 - Saturday 27 August 2011 15:08

Does that make porn like Ikea instructions? It shows you pictures but doesn't tell you how to do it, resulting in a massive fuck up. Seen here.

joeiscool68 | 0

#3189815 - Saturday 27 August 2011 17:01

14 and 57 win! I literally lol'd

IndigoAcrylic | 9

#3193217 - Sunday 28 August 2011 5:55

I was the 69th person to thumbs you up (;

woosah | 16

#3194189 - Sunday 28 August 2011 9:44

Oh you were? @165.....

HomeAl0ne | 20

#3208282 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 1:31

Fucking Ikea.

When the guy who started that company dies, I so hope that his family and friends arrive at the funeral to find a flat pack coffin that they have to assemble before the ceremony can commence.