Andrew
United States
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
docwinters
Bathurst, Australia
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
KaiyaOtaku1
Seattle, United States
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
isoheartcaitlin
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
fartlover
Canada
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
DSM
United States
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
princess98
Revenge!
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
hdgyfjdzdfg
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
:((((
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
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supimnyancat 9
Take the hint.
bubblekitty 1
Tell him u need his help in the shower
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Comments (103)
zeiss24 7
Ha. Owned (:
R4LJ 10
Its simple...Wash your ass..
SuperAwesomeMane 10
ok I'm starting to doubt posts like this. i always see posts about how someone's boyfriend or girlfriend treats them like shit, and i doubt someone would actually stay with that person if they were that much of an asshole. if it IS true, then they are just stupid
tpitaro 7
i think i would rather have someone who willing to tell me when i dont smell good versus when i do smell good