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By Andrew - 12/10/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

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By princess98 - 18/11/2019 05:00

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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Wednesday 12 October 2011 8:36

Take the hint.

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Wednesday 12 October 2011 8:38

Tell him u need his help in the shower

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ilovemyjohnnyboy 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 6:03

Well les-be-honest.................... Or not! Lol

julian24245 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 6:59

At least you found an honest guy.

zombiekitten87 12

Thursday 13 October 2011 7:00

Take a shower?

yoyo00 4

Thursday 13 October 2011 9:06

That's gross, plain & simple. Take a bath you caveman

anettes 7

Thursday 13 October 2011 9:33

Haha wow.

your_friend86 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:26

wash up?

Rvah07 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 7:00

Ask him if he wantsto shower with u.

BloodyDraven 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 8:33

dude, water and soap are an excellent step to help that

trumancassady 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 6:34

That is the funniest thing I have ever read

alannah1988 4

Thursday 20 October 2011 3:57

Wow, Thanks asshole....

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