Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
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Top comments
may14th 26
I don't understand why some people are so skittish about periods. Maybe it's because I'm a female and I have to deal with it, but some people seem to overreact.
Phantomsnake 10
Maybe he's on his period.
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Comments (45)
maddyoll 12
dump him!
PhoenixChick 26
Wow. You boyfriend freaked out about the idea of a period? It's like someone combined a six year old boy and the worlds most extremely ******-phobic gay man.
metalcrazed 21
He probably freaked out because he has a blood phobia. As a person with a different phobia comments like this make it 100 times worse WE DON'T CHOOSE TO FREAK OUT it happens and it can be really hard to control.
metalcrazed 21
Also gay men aren't afraid of ****** homophobe.
rapunzel1012 11
You literally just posted two comments, one saying "people have phobias don't get mad," the other saying "these people can't possibly have phobias, homophobe." There was nothing saying all gay guys are scared of vaginas, just that it's a possibility there's a gay guy with that specific phobia.
AmeliusBee 4
just like a good portion of us females dint choose to menstruate?
Penguini 16
You shouldn't blame everything on your period, though. Don't be a bitch on your periods = not fighting with everyone. Mutual respect. Periods don't make you that pissy.
catherinecas 30
Look I get what you're saying, but saying periods don't make you that pissy is invalidating to people whose hormones go out of whack. Just because your periods are stable doesn't mean everyone else's is.
ft68998 6
A period is not an excuse to act bitchy and irritable.
withered 30
#50 Don't know, a week of pain, discomfort, sickness is pretty good reason in my book to be irritable.
Koizumiii 23
My 15 year old boyfriend reacts waaaaaaay better than that
metalcrazed 21
ewww
rapunzel1012 11
Ew a teenager with maturity!!! Wtf is wrong with you?
metalcrazed 21
The ewww was a joke because she didn't state her age before saying she had a 15 year old boyfriend she could be 32.
LPac5295 27
Ok metalcrazed. I think I see your problem as to why everything you posts gets down voted. You make these wild assumptions without any prior evidence and just immediately assume you're right. And in every case I've seen: be it the running from the dog thing, my comment, this comment, etc. you are wrong. You know nothing about any of the scenarios but act like you're God in the sense you know it all. Every heard of the phrase: "Don't assume. You'll make an (ass) out of (u) and (me)." Perhaps you should take it into consideration.
Catdragon 40
Men will eat straight up ass and stick their tongue in there, but as soon as it comes to periods they get grossed out. 10/10
Solano2580 24
If he has hemophobia then he kinda has all rights to yelp and get out of bed with you, he can't help having a fear of blood..
catherinecas 30
Most people with that phobia have to see or smell the blood to trigger a reaction. If someone is triggered by the mere mention of blood they need to see health care professional to help with that.
missmonkie 16
my guy loves cuddling with me on my period. he knows it makes me feel better
helveeta 11
Run from this relationship!
JillianJuneBug 39
Being on your period may make some people act a little irritable but remember that it's no excuse to treat people rudely