FML : Today, I was so tired, I passed out at work in the middle of a call. All because my neighbor's car alarm kept going off every 3 minutes all through the...

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Today, I was so tired, I passed out at work in the middle of a call. All because my neighbor's car alarm kept going off every 3 minutes all through the morning. It was still going when I left for work. If you see a news story in a few days about a whole neighborhood beating a guy to death, that's probably us. FML

I agree, your life sucks

Phew, glad it wasn't me

By Anonymous / Saturday 28 May 2016 13:00 / United States - Atlanta

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By Tripartita | 44

#6617340 - Sunday 29 May 2016 6:43

Protip: If anybody needs a new car, I'd recommend finding out where the OP lives. There's apparently a car in their neighborhood with an alarm that is regularly ignored.

By thearronaut | 10

#6617345 - Sunday 29 May 2016 6:49

nice to see a community coming together

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By annoyedperson | 25

#6617334 - Sunday 29 May 2016 6:38

I'm guessing you'll be the leader

By SixthSinEnvy | 39

#6617335 - Sunday 29 May 2016 6:39

I hate people like that. Yeah you get used to your car alarm going off, but you have neighbors. We don't want to hear that shit. If it's that broken, fix it or I'm reporting you for noise pollution.

By dramaelf | 37

#6617338 - Sunday 29 May 2016 6:42

Spread birdseed on his car. Or really go for broke and just throw a live raccoon in the open window.

By Tripartita | 44

#6617340 - Sunday 29 May 2016 6:43

Protip: If anybody needs a new car, I'd recommend finding out where the OP lives. There's apparently a car in their neighborhood with an alarm that is regularly ignored.

By Iamskynet | 17

#6617344 - Sunday 29 May 2016 6:48

why don't you ask your neighbour to disable the alarm till he get it fixed. A conversation usually work more effectively than killing

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RageWolf16 | 31

#6617396 - Sunday 29 May 2016 8:42

Are you sure? Because if you kill him then you can disable the alarm AND keep the car

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meltingturtle | 24

#6617435 - Sunday 29 May 2016 10:40

Dead people can't say no, though

By thearronaut | 10

#6617345 - Sunday 29 May 2016 6:49

nice to see a community coming together

By Hildy93 | 21

#6617348 - Sunday 29 May 2016 6:53

Put his car up for sale on Craigslist and get his home phone from the phone book.

By patwo8 | 14

#6617350 - Sunday 29 May 2016 6:57

That'd drive me insane

By chuka81 | 27

#6617372 - Sunday 29 May 2016 7:44

Much like OP's neighbors, the English language has suffered a lot of abuse.

By trucker2 | 33

#6617373 - Sunday 29 May 2016 7:45

Have it towed to a repair shop that also provides wrecker service ...maybe they will get the hint

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