By Coyote - 10/12/2017 06:45
Today, the cat was screaming for canned food. To save the ears of everyone in the house, I decided to give him what he wanted. When I popped the lid, it squirted stinky cat-food gravy all over my shirt. When I tried to remove the shirt, it all went inside my pants. FML
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I am an uncontrolled human. The cat is uncontrolled also. Cat food doesnt smell nice to me, and it was a strong, wet, meaty smell. Dammit, that came out bad too. Maybe i should work at one of those phone sex lines.
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By  Tripartita  |  44

It’s not often you read an FML that could be either a cat food ad or the premise of soft core porn. “I decided to give him what he wanted. When I popped … it squirted … all over my shirt.”

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  CoyoteOldOne  |  15

Apparently not, because nobody popped put with a miracle product to save me from my clumsy man hands. I miss Ron Popeil. Not that shamwow guy though. He was a little disturbing.

By  Tripartita  |  44

It’s not often you read an FML that could be either a cat food ad or the premise of soft core porn. “I decided to give him what he wanted. When I popped … it squirted … all over my shirt.”

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  CoyoteOldOne  |  15

I am an uncontrolled human. The cat is uncontrolled also. Cat food doesnt smell nice to me, and it was a strong, wet, meaty smell. Dammit, that came out bad too. Maybe i should work at one of those phone sex lines.

By  katluvr  |  22

I've had cats a long as I can remember (and I'm old) and I cannot begin to imagine how you accomplished this feat.

Perhaps someone should help you tend to the kitties...