By Coyote - 10/12/2017 06:45
CoyoteOldOne tells us more.
I am an uncontrolled human. The cat is uncontrolled also. Cat food doesnt smell nice to me, and it was a strong, wet, meaty smell. Dammit, that came out bad too. Maybe i should work at one of those phone sex lines.
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It’s not often you read an FML that could be either a cat food ad or the premise of soft core porn. “I decided to give him what he wanted. When I popped … it squirted … all over my shirt.”
How are they stinky? Canned cat food is taste tested by a controlled human being before being approved for sale.