Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Miss 34 years-old
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
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