Clothes, Weird, Awkward and Students: No dress code

No dress code

By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 14:00 - United States - Sherman Oaks

Today, I overslept. I didn’t have any time to get ready for school so I just went in my pajamas. When I got there, my teacher walked up to to me and said, “Nice pajamas!” However, I understood, “Nice vagina!” so I replied, “Oh thanks. Nice penis!” I’m dropping out. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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By ouch - 25/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML

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Flasher

By barebackingit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kanata

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

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By yogabbagabba - 03/09/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Oops - 26/10/2018 12:00

Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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By Fingkids - 25/09/2012 01:51 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML

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Self sabotage

By Anonymous - 27/04/2024 15:00 - United States - Normal

Today, I overslept and missed both of my morning classes. I was supposed to lead an instructional discussion in my communications class that was worth a lot of points. Now my grade has dropped from an A to an F. FML

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Wednesday 22 March 2023 22:02

You are a strange, strange person

rudico67 8

Wednesday 22 March 2023 22:06

Could you please tell us how your teacher reacted?

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Wednesday 22 March 2023 22:02

You are a strange, strange person

rudico67 8

Wednesday 22 March 2023 22:06

Could you please tell us how your teacher reacted?

Chazzster 28

Wednesday 22 March 2023 22:45

OP, we all screw up sometimes and say inappropriate things. Chances are your teacher probably ignored the “nice penis” response to avoid problems. Take you cue from that - Say no more about it… This is unlikely to be the only embarrassing thing you ever do or say. Apologize when it’s appropriate, let it slide when nobody noticed or responded. Then just go on with your life.

JackWood 20

Thursday 23 March 2023 1:16

Try not drinking so much the night before class.

bleuroze 4

Thursday 23 March 2023 20:28

Where are you from that you thought a conversation between student and teacher complimenting one another's genitals seemed perfectly natural?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 27 March 2023 5:29

How in God's name do you get "******" from "pajamas?" And you're the last person who should drop out - stay in school so you can actually learn something. Lesson #1: Get an alarm clock.