Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because, "It's chicken, not salmon." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mom doesn't believe you can get food poisoning from food that is cooked. She gave us food that had sat out all day/night and then got angry when I said we could get sick. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, my stupid drunk dad was yelling for food and since my mum needed to finish her taxes before midnight, I told him to STFU and passed him prawn fried rice, which he told me to shove up my ass. I threw it in the bin, since he's the only meat eater in the family. When she'd finished, she yelled at me instead of him. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML
Today, my parents told me not to make plans for dinner as they were bringing it home. Normally, that would be great but they brought home slop from some buffet that had just opened. Everything was greasy, too salty, or bland. I told them they could have it, and made my own dinner. Now I'm being called, "The Food Network critic." FML
Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML
Today, my girlfriend screamed at me for throwing away her food, calling me a sick, controlling psycho. When I pointed out that the seafood pasta I tossed was a week old and almost certainly rotten, she dug the box out of the trash and ate it to prove a point. Now she's got food poisoning and somehow it's my fault. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
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Top comments
evaki1 12
You should have said 'I meant chicken pox!'
Michyxo 14
Well, you probably should have cooked it again yourself rather than throw it away, but fyl, that's disgusting.
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Comments (221)
Michyxo 14
Well, you probably should have cooked it again yourself rather than throw it away, but fyl, that's disgusting.
xPhoBiuHzZz 1
I agree. Run outside and BBQ it. That'll show your mom who wears the pants in this family.
valalvax 13
I was going to say this, op deserves it for expecting mom to cook for them
newjerseyguy 0
Are you really that lazy? You could have cooked it longer yourself you arrogant moron
tellithowitis 13
EVERYONE!!!!! we need stupid people in the world, so we can tell apart from the smart people!
leadman1989 16
Damn babies? Why don't they clean up after themselves always pooping and throwing up soo arrogant and ireaponsible.
PutriAprileine 0
Spoil brats these days. Yo momma ain't no slave.
Daralea 21
Agree with #95 and everyone replying to #2. Food is food and most people have to work hard for it. If it is uncooked shove it back in the stove/microwave. ...you lazy nut.
Arias1228 3
I agree wit cha lol fyl
Spacibo100 9
I was going to say that. All you would have had to do was put it in the oven.
justsayingbeach 15
Like you?
evaki1 12
You should have said 'I meant chicken pox!'
imaninja1 9
Win!
delfino1604 24
she sounds like a very special woman ;'D
lolololer 8
she's so special she got salmonella.. WITHOUT eating salmon! ;O
maskedman 9
Or so special that she has to wear a helmet and catch the short yellow bus to work.
theroxors19 12
wow #38. I bet you're a fan at school. what with all the douchebaggery.
rein 8
wrong, it's a pokemon. salmonella, I choose you! poison attack!
omfg_creepers 8
Maybe there is a hamburgler for uncooked chicken?
aznbeauty250 0
Why didnt you just re-cook it yourself? If your old enough to write up this fml then your probably old enough to cook all by yourself instead of wasting food that other people dont have. Your mom is right, you should be more grateful.
vashthestampede 0
OR his mom should have cooked it right the first time!
ReynshineCutting 10
Oh waaah. I try not to waste food because I don't want to waste my money, not because there are starving children in Africa. Whether you eat what's on your plate or not, it has NO effect on other hungry people.
aFatFuck 0
Yes, there is enough food for everyone in the world, the problem is distribution. People are starving in Africa (and everywhere else) because we can't get food to them. Also if we all buy less then there is less demand and they will produce less, which means we wouldn't have to stuff 1,000 chickens, pigs, or cattle into a barn so close together they can't move.
taradeborde87 3
#11, people like you piss me off. Why couldn't he recook it himself?! He'd rather throw it away (and probably have his mom then make something else for him) instead of growing the **** up and fixing it himself. Pathetic. It's nice that she made it for him in the first place.
taradeborde87 3
#88, your post is so stupid. And wrong. That is all.
Lichinamo 33
Maybe their mother won't let them cook or wouldn't let them recook it? Not everyone is ALLOWED to cook because their parents don't trust them.
people_annoy_me 23
#193, #88's comment was not 'stupid' or 'wrong'. It was just hard for someone with an IQ so low as yours to understand.
Kath06 4
Hahaha! She's a keeper.
example947 0
You usually keep mothers.
nellienicole 1
Lmao!
Lachiew 11
Dumbass. Read it.
Navith 13
Oh, ho ho. I am a Steel type, Poison does NOTHING!
Tarak_fml 7
Hahaha what a dumbass
Cinn_fml 23
Then educate her, or at least, try to. Also, you could've tried recooking the chicken yourself rather than having to throw it out...