How is that a reason?
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"Her shoes hurt? Well, your face is killing me." That'll get the point across, I'm sure.
Heel get the boot when they find he has no sole, and heel have nothing to shoe for it.
Best is to sneeze, cough and pretend to pass out several times. Infect as many people as you can. Then as you're asked to leave because you're too sick, go "But my shoes don't hurt"
Lick everything
Spit in his coffee, sneeze everywhere If he catches it, good If innocent other workers unfortunately catch it, the whole workplace will call in sick
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Hopefully you give your manager the flu, serves them right. Karma for making you work.
"Her shoes hurt? Well, your face is killing me." That'll get the point across, I'm sure.