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By StevieMe - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML
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TeenTiger 0

Could you tell us the location of your work place so we can all avoid it. Thanks.

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VerticalOrbit 0

Ok, so, you put your hand IN YOUR PANTS? I'm not a guy, but most guys I've seen that get an itch, usually don't put their hand in their pants. You're doing it wrong.

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beccaishereyay 11

"Today, I went to get a largevpicture of myself laminated. the guy proceeded to rub his ballsack then continued to laminate my picture like nothing happened. when it was finished there was a large pubic hair on my cheek, FML."

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ccftw 0

this is why the razor was invented, ladies and gentlemen

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hazelkee 0

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terranada 3

ydi for having hairy nuts

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limabeans101029 20

why is shaving your privates gross? lots of ppl do it. u see, most guys dont like it when their gfs have bushes. and some girls dont like it when their bfs do either. how old ARE you?

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ronton 4

you stuck your hand inside your pants to scratch??? WTF

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BarcodeDragon 0

I thought it said that he was laminating a potato. I need some sleep.

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nlm92 15

#177 That's not necessarily true. Preferences vary from person to person. I makes sense to keep it trimmed but fully shaven is a subjective preference. It's not the pubic hair that's gross it's the fact that he didn't scratch it through his pocket or something.

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TeenTiger 0

Could you tell us the location of your work place so we can all avoid it. Thanks.

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zadie 6

This is one of those FMLs that you simply COULD NOT make up!

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_Adog2645 24

But #2 didn't type an fml, it was just a comment...

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hatarou 0

man thats messed up did anything bad happen

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yuhhkno 0

did she notice loll what happendd!?

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Panime 0

One day that will be a revered piece of art!

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piderman13 0

Its not his fault!!! When it itches, it demands immediate attention!! I say if anyone got mad at OP then screw them! Honestly, the golden pocket coins come first

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Lexi333 0

omg # 5 u made my fukn day. ur too hilarious

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Dunebuggy569 5

#5, you probably have alot of pissed off crazy ex-girlfriends from you scratching your balls in public with them don't you?

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Dear_Karma 27

Ya but he didn't have to stick his hands down his pants to do it!

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sforward09 0

hahahahaha thats ******* hilarious... but discusting at the same yime... you shouldnt have scratched your nuts next to the machine

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SFemily 0

That is horribly gross!

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acertijo 0

hahahaha awesomely gross XD

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VerticalOrbit 0

Ok, so, you put your hand IN YOUR PANTS? I'm not a guy, but most guys I've seen that get an itch, usually don't put their hand in their pants. You're doing it wrong.

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t3a 0

truth, what kinda gross Weirdo shoves his hand in his pants and palms his balls

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Poepiepiesie 3

I indeed mostly use my tongue to get rid of ballsack itches.

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Savvy89 0

hahahahaha, tell her that is how the photo was when you recieved it, you noticed it at first but just thought the woman had a large cheek hair. that should work =p Pictures are Worth 1000 words and A Pubicle

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