Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML
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Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML
Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML
Today, I have been dating an incredibly gorgeous woman. She had a poor self image and after the longest time, I finally convinced her to seek counselling to help her self esteem. It worked. So well in fact that she just broke up with me because she "finally realized she could do so much better" FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were half as hot as you sound over the phone, I'd date you immediately." Maybe I should give up on love and start a phone sex line. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML
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FantomOfDarkness 0
I would have said no
elucas 0
Oh man, that's harsh.
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BlowYaMind 0
This is where you say: "'By the beard of Zeus,' (Anchorman). Well, since apparently I'm ugly and I'm the only one that likes you, I'm sorry that you are so hideous that you can't attract hot guys. Does that make you feel better?" :]
ClumsyJason 3
Omg, I credit you for saying that. :P You're awesome!!!
TheKitsune 0
What's with all the pathetic guys that can't tell a girl how they feel so they pine after her secretly? Get some balls and tell her you like her, and if she doesn't like you then get the hell over it and go after someone not shallow and stupid! God damn.
MrCatman1125 2
Not everyone asks out a girl the damned day they first like her.
carpediem19 0
ill be your friend OP. im sorry things like that happen, but she is kind of a bitch for saying "if you were hot". :/ try and pick a new girl?
jermaine1989 0
That is ****** up I would never talk 2 that bitch again
letitbe56 0
OP, someday you won't be in high school anymore. And you'll be so ******* glad you're not in high school anymore. And this girl will just be a memory, and you'll be with someone gorgeous and kind who loves you and thinks you're hot. At least that's how it happened for me. And if it happened to me, it can happen to anyone.
scateice 0
The OP could be in Middle School
PandaPandaPandaX 0
If that's so, what are they even doing on this website?
phatdaddy 0
His parents probably blocked all the ****...
Mylife_is_so_fd 0
uh dude thats prolly her way of saying would u date me you shouldaa been like ya then she woulda be like sweet and sh!t woulda took off from there
seanreddog 4
She FEELS ugly. You ARE ugly. Make it work.
ClumsyJason 3
FYL
Flamingmonkey923 0
I don't get this. The girl you've been in love with for years, and aren't dating? Either you're being a drama-queen, or you're a massive creeper.
letitbe56 0
Or he got in the friend zone early on and figures (rightly, from the sound of the FML) that she's not interested, and so does nothing so as not to ruin the friendship.
TooBored13 0
Dude, i used to be like this kid. He's not trying to avoid ruining the "friendship." He's hoping for something impossible, that this girl will open her eyes and realize that he is there. BUT SHE WON'T. That only happens in movies. I had a hot girl i really liked, every time she needed someone to talk to she came to me. One time she was riding in my car complaining about a BF and she said, "I just wish I could find a nice guy who got me and could listen to my problems and support me." I pulled over right there and told her to get out of my car. Never talked to her again. Once in the friendzone, always in the friendzone. Forget this girl, go get laid, up your self esteem and have a better life.
Intoxicunt 5
#102: So, you never even admitted your feelings and gave her a chance to come around? And you didn't consider maybe she was saying all that stuff as a somewhat 'risk free' way of judging your reaction? Hmm, sounds very logical and rational.... >_> And men accuse US of requiring they be mind-readers....
TooBored13 0
No, I did let her know. She was very aware of it. But hot women don't date nice guys. That's just the way it is until you are at least 25, and usually around 30. Because girls, I should properly say, mistake being a dick for confidence and crave conflict. They don't want a nice guy who they connect with. That's why I started being a jerk. It works too. I'm 22 and my current girl is a 28 year old french model. Last night she broke up with me while in the act because I'm "selfish and I don't care" about her. She's right, so I walked out as soon as we finished. Today she called me and begged me back.
nice18 0
What can I say, you're a jerk. But it's a tough world, you can either be the sweet single loser or happy. Until women stop being borderline ******* special needs and realise that they are never going to be happy with a douchebag, this will continue forever.
goldgrae 0
Just for contrast, it is in fact possible that relationships do change. I was in the friendzone with a girl for years, and we've now been dating for years. But that doesn't mean you should keep pursuing, or that you should pursue your friendzone'd girl exclusively.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
You're probably not ugly, just not hot. No big deal. At least she didn't say you were an ugly nerd. The person I was infatuated with for years used to say that to me....and that type of thing hurts people a lot more than just knowing they're not hot. FYL cuz it was the girl you loved, but I'm sure you can find someone better and you'll get over it.