Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML
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Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML
Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML
Today, I have been dating an incredibly gorgeous woman. She had a poor self image and after the longest time, I finally convinced her to seek counselling to help her self esteem. It worked. So well in fact that she just broke up with me because she "finally realized she could do so much better" FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were half as hot as you sound over the phone, I'd date you immediately." Maybe I should give up on love and start a phone sex line. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML
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FantomOfDarkness 0
I would have said no
elucas 0
Oh man, that's harsh.
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Comments (192)
whiterabbit_fml 0
This was a huge red flag saying you should move on. Sucks though, sorry.
Person1233 12
The hell. My comment was just deleted. -.- I'm slightly irritated.
RatIsKing 0
this is happening to me and my friend wit this one girl right now...do I know you OP?
bedan 0
you should've said HELL NO GIRL YOU TOO UGLY HALLOWEEN WAS LAST WEEK
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
lol, that was funnier than the fml
seanreddog 4
What you do is say, "You're beautiful. If you were mine, I'd do anything for you." then kiss her. If she screams, "Eww, GET OFF OF ME!", leave and tell everyone she knows that she gave you herpes. If you really loved her you'd have done so years ago.
seanreddog 4
Don't make it sound so gay, lose a little weight, and leave out the herpes part. If you do all this, you may get the girl. But probably not.
wazdog 4
I'm surprised most of the comments have been in support of the poster when female posters usually get attacked for whining.
grrrarrrg2 2
The OP is a guy
greenfairy_fml 0
really? you're surprised most of the posters on FML are 13-year old boys?
seanreddog 4
That's what he's saying. He whines like a girl and everyone is sympathizing with him for being a pussy.
letitbe56 0
#28- I think that's the point. #23 is pointing out a double standard.
StCharlie 0
^^^^Fail!
collar 0
she got you good! lol...
Shady06 0
Wow drop her, she's conceded as all hell. You should have said "If you were a superstar you would have ****** me right?" psh, f that, be like, "I hear my phone ringing, gotta get this" and leave :)
grrrarrrg2 2
Thats just a swift kick to the nuts from the friendzone boot right there.
lonukn65ez 0
YDI for not being hot.