Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML
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Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML
Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML
Today, I have been dating an incredibly gorgeous woman. She had a poor self image and after the longest time, I finally convinced her to seek counselling to help her self esteem. It worked. So well in fact that she just broke up with me because she "finally realized she could do so much better" FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were half as hot as you sound over the phone, I'd date you immediately." Maybe I should give up on love and start a phone sex line. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML
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FantomOfDarkness 0
I would have said no
elucas 0
Oh man, that's harsh.
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Comments (192)
astan92 1
Man I know how that is... I am having one of those moments almost every day now with this one girl... I don't really know if I love her though
rxxk 0
I dunno... seems like the perfect opportunity to say "I'd date you anyway!"
roflcobra 4
Every time she has one of those days buy her ice cream and cheesecake to make her feel better. Eventually she'll be fat and ugly enough to settle for you.
ChuckWaggon 0
I would have said, nah, not until you get some surgery for that ****** up face/neckmeat/crater ass/pizza face. Or go more subtle and say, Awww, hey, no, there's guys out there who like girls like...you....probably...
ohglory 0
dude i feel like f HER life! she sucks. she should uppercut her effn self. that's why no one wants to date her effn "a".
rockstarK9 0
Wow, you don't need a bitch like that. Let her cry her self pitying self to death. FYL.
FoundManyLemons 0
"I'd date you as the guy I am now." Don't drag shit like this out.
Xero3g 5
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israelnotjacob 20
You should have told her long ago that you have feelings for her, but now that she said that don't waste your time.
meezer008 0
i love how ppl arent saying "YDI for being ugly" here just because the poster is a man, while they would mercilessly do it to a woman. ppl sure are great.
phatdaddy 0
The internet is sexist. What? Are you new or something?