Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML
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Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML
Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML
Today, I have been dating an incredibly gorgeous woman. She had a poor self image and after the longest time, I finally convinced her to seek counselling to help her self esteem. It worked. So well in fact that she just broke up with me because she "finally realized she could do so much better" FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were half as hot as you sound over the phone, I'd date you immediately." Maybe I should give up on love and start a phone sex line. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML
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FantomOfDarkness 0
I would have said no
elucas 0
Oh man, that's harsh.
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guy_on_the_couch 0
No wonder no one wants to be with her. I sure as hell wouldn't.
flyintonite 0
Oh how I miss being in high school... not. It's crap like this that makes me hate shallow people. What OP should have done was drill negative comments into her so she feels like shit. She wants to think in her moment of lowness she is still better than you, don't play that game. Make sure she truly feels like the ugly person she percieves herself to be. I have no sympathy for shallow people at all.
Helghast95 4
what a f***ing bitch.i would have said the meanist thing ever that came to mind after that.
Am4eyo 0
I agree with 22, that is an insult and should not be dignified with any responce other then leaving
xfeliciakillsx 0
I hope to god you said no.
mdh6173 0
You should have said, "yeah, if you were a hot girl I would date you," and walked out.
Reiaza 1
Just be smooth then and say; "Yes I would, but even without being hot in your eyes i'd do the same." And then either walk out if you are too scared for her figuring it out or stay and hope for the best.
ragsy 7
I hope that helped you get over her.
Knollmania 0
How could she say such a thing
LaL26 4
well I think it becous she hasn't got a heart :) FYL op !!!
bobinoguaviare 0
I know exactly how you feel! Exactly. I was crazy for this one chic right? I mean totally gaga over her. But she considered us "just friends". Obviously i wanted a little more than that but i was too queer to ever tell her. But slowly we got closer and closer. We started spending more time together and hanging out a lot more. We stared "studying" together on a regular basis. And by "studying" i mean instead of actually studying, we would just talk and talk and talk. Which was still good for me because i was so in love with this girl. Finally after us being "freinds" for 18 months, I asked her out to a movie and dinner. She said yes and I was the happiest person in the world until we got to the movie... we sat down in the theatre and she turned to me and said "I have a really big crush on Blake! How do you think I should ask him out?" Im thinking 'my name is Tanner... I barely know Blake... Wtf!?' Needless to say that turned out to be the worst night of my life. BIGGEST TEASE EVER!!!
Flutist 3
She sounds like it, but you needed to define it was a date. If you had been "talking" and not doing anything sexual then she might have assumed you were just friends.