Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML
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Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML
Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML
Today, I have been dating an incredibly gorgeous woman. She had a poor self image and after the longest time, I finally convinced her to seek counselling to help her self esteem. It worked. So well in fact that she just broke up with me because she "finally realized she could do so much better" FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were half as hot as you sound over the phone, I'd date you immediately." Maybe I should give up on love and start a phone sex line. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML
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FantomOfDarkness 0
I would have said no
elucas 0
Oh man, that's harsh.
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Comments (192)
Mulada 0
You shoulda responded "Even if I was the ugliest man on the planet, I'd rather eat monkey shit then look at you." It would've been cruel, but do you think she wouldn't deserve it?
WonderBlunder 0
"Hey girl, I'm sorry to say but you're right, you're kinda ugly.. Guys who are hotter than me won't date you.. So I guess you'll have to settle with me.." Happily ever after =)
Psychs7 11
*sigh* do you know nothing about women? They are at there most vulnerable when they are insicure!!!! As soon as she tells you shes having one of those "i'm ugly, nobody wants to be with me" days alarm bells should go of in your head and a big fat bullseye should paint itself on her forehead. She didn't mean your ugly, she was being hypothetical, that was your chace to make a move dumbass!!!! Now go buy the bitch some flowers and suprise her in the evening, odds are since your already her friend you'll be laid within 24 hours. WELL.................. what are you waitig for? RUN PUSSY RUN!!!
Mulada 0
Fwahahaha! Ah man, that was hilarious!
ANTONKR 0
i think that guy knows more about relationships then anyone on earth. EPIC WIN!!!
Tubasaurus 0
Why are you in love with an insecure and conceited bitch? Even if you were the ugliest person on the planet, what she said is still very arrogant, because she is basically saying that only hot guys are worthy of dating her. Also, $10 says she would have smacked you if you asked her the same question.
chix0rgirl 0
Does she know that you love her? If she doesn't, it might be your perfect opportunity, hah.
SarcasticAvenger 9
Should have given her a black eye and a fat lip. Then her ugly statement would be true.
lostfaithinpppl 19
SarcasticAvenger, I like the way you think :D
kayla165 0
just let her know what you think of her but do not be rude to her about it.
prettyboy82 0
Since what she said was shallow and hurtful, I would have simply said NO and made her feel worse. Maybe mean, but being shallow and saying hurtful things isn't okay!
lives_ppl 0
Well what's she supposed to say? "You'd date me, right?" - That would give off the wrong idea. "If you are someone else, you'd date me, right?" - That would be confusing. "If you are someone I don't know, you'd date me, right?" - That would be confusing as well since it does sound kind of creepy. By hot guy, she probably just meant someone else but with the parameters of being the type that would be able to get anyone he wants.
johnwin 0
i think there are many ways to respond to that... dont get offended and just stand up for urself man