Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked the Facebook event page that I had set up a week ago for my 21st birthday at an awesome restaurant/bar. Out of 39 invitees, the only person who'd said yes was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
Today, it's been weeks since I made a Facebook page to arrange something for my birthday as no one was able to attend last year on short notice. Everyone was game but now everyone is flaking. One friend even said, "I'll see who RSVPs and then decide." FML
Today, I had a big party planned. All but one of the guests cancelled. See you at 7, mom. FML
Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
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orbiter6467 0
what a party.
Solkre 0
Maybe she'll bring some snacks?
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Comments (136)
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Wow. Um, hun, YDI if you put your party up on the Facebook event page when you know your mom has Facebook. Sorry, but dumb bitches like you deserve to be caught.
hpotterluvr 0
agreed ur a ****** dumbass
Ajjas013 6
Hey Tara, if are you going to that party? If so I'm gonna call it first... FOURSOME :)
Foxracingluver 0
omg my mom wouldve done the SAME thing... but I lol'd wen no one wanted to come to ur party.. so at least I got a kick out of it.. say I if u agree with me!!!!!!
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Eye!
maskedman 9
AYE!
null_fml 11
'igh!
Ajjas013 6
I!
lickerassholes 0
we
CyrusTheBlue 0
You deserved that. Learn to use a phone and stop adding your parents on social networking sites.
Luckster 0
Again...WHY do people feel the need to sneak a party when their parents are out? Do they ever think of the consequences? Don't think OP will ever learn from the consequences since their Mom found out about the party prematurely.
decaturboizone6 0
first why would you put something on facebook that you dont want your mom 2 see knowing that you are friends.......second im really not sure how facebook works but dont you have to send her a request in order for her to confirm it??? (just courious) either way ydi
Dcvictorious 0
Nah, you can post it to the news feed, which would make her more of a dumbass.
OmgGuessWhatChic 0
YDI for havin ur mom on ur friends list
birdman8406 0
YDI for adding your mother on facebook. who in their right mind would do that and then be stupid enough to try an plan a party!
luvs_2_dance123 0
okay, if youre gonna have your mom on facebook, don't make an event page about a party you are going to have when she is outta town.. goodness
xobuckteethox395 0
if your parents are going out of town how is your mom going to the party?
angel88_fml 0
That's Funny! Learned your lesson eh!