Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
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Today, I checked the Facebook event page that I had set up a week ago for my 21st birthday at an awesome restaurant/bar. Out of 39 invitees, the only person who'd said yes was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
Today, it's been weeks since I made a Facebook page to arrange something for my birthday as no one was able to attend last year on short notice. Everyone was game but now everyone is flaking. One friend even said, "I'll see who RSVPs and then decide." FML
Today, I had a big party planned. All but one of the guests cancelled. See you at 7, mom. FML
Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
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orbiter6467 0
what a party.
Solkre 0
Maybe she'll bring some snacks?
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Comments (136)
krislea10 0
why would you post this on facebook if you have your mom as a friend and you didn't want your parents to know? YDI
beaudaniel08 0
atleast she's old enough to buy the beer?? so it can't be all bad. lol. dumbass.
SirRender 0
The Bright Side: Now you don't have to worry about no one showing up to your party.
callargh 0
Secret events, dumbass.
xTeehee 0
Clever that ur friends with ur mom nd u tryin 2 hav a party without them knowing
lillybear 0
YDI for having your mom as a friend on facebook
rollursk8r 0
I'm confused. Is the FML that their parents found out, or that nobody came to their party? Or both.
Pearljammer001 0
#13 please ge make stereotypical comments on some other website.
anaelantigua 0
mmmmmmmm, sucks for you kidd! (:
GreenDaemon21 0
u needa MAN 2 do the planning and organisation of complecated things like a secret house party
Wii624 5
BUSTED!