Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked the Facebook event page that I had set up a week ago for my 21st birthday at an awesome restaurant/bar. Out of 39 invitees, the only person who'd said yes was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
Today, it's been weeks since I made a Facebook page to arrange something for my birthday as no one was able to attend last year on short notice. Everyone was game but now everyone is flaking. One friend even said, "I'll see who RSVPs and then decide." FML
Today, I had a big party planned. All but one of the guests cancelled. See you at 7, mom. FML
Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
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orbiter6467 0
what a party.
Solkre 0
Maybe she'll bring some snacks?
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Comments (136)
buttshapedfruit 0
lmfao!!!!!!!b hahahaha x'D
itouchguy360 3
I think perdix is like plexico. Was here for one minute and gone the next. Someone else always can take their spot though!
youthink_fml 0
Not only a punk-ass kid but a stupid punk-ass kid.
fifilabella 0
y do u have ur PARENTS as friends ?!?!?!??
disney_blonde 16
You can fine tune privacy settings so much now that someone wouldn't be able to tell they're blocked from certain things. Also, the private party feature has been around FOREVER.
kissonthelips 0
wow you must be so cool, rule #1 don't add your mom on facebook dumb ass
4toestatue 7
that's a lie she is attending my milf party...
blastvortex 4
Haha. YDI.
bossbaby 0
really? house party advertised on facebook?! wow.... hahahahah. more like FAIL then FYL
bigz1 0
at least ur mom knows were the house is