Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML
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Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I was creeping on a girl, looking at her tattoos and getting stimulated while she was sitting down in the carriage next to ours. From the looks of it, it looked like she was looking at her phone, but she was actually staring dead at me. FML
Today, sleeping in a little late, I was woken up by my phone. Still tired, I quickly checked the display to realize it was my girlfriend calling. I pick up the phone saying, "Hey baby girl!" She seemed pretty startled, so I double-checked and realized it was my new boss, who has the name as my girlfriend. FML
Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
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alexy0806 3
tell her it is because she looked beautiful.
mercuryburst 0
good impression
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Comments (93)
devkar 0
that's why you shouldn't stare, ok?
itscrzyclaire 0
YDI, because you shoukdnt be staring at random people for your amusement! THATS REALLY CREEPY!!!
bigjenpen 3
Did you lick ur lips?
Goingunder817 0
What happened when you saw her at work?
lauderdale80_fml 0
LOL I love this !!!
e077 15
LOL how old are you you wont be working there long.
UnDerThEcaRpEt 0
so tell her you did it cuz u knew who she was and it was a joke - problem solved
tbonea1990 0
how old are you learn to be mature
Sparx1_1 16
That's what you get for being an idiot. Then again, only a complete idiot would think doing something to intentionally creep out a woman is funny anyway. Next time you feel like being a complete tool try playing the staring game with a big angry looking trucker or better yet a gang-banger or a biker.
xXDubbleChic 11
I LOVE doing that. it's so much fun