Miscellaneous: Today, I was cast as beast in my high school's production of...

By Beast - 30/03/2013 06:57 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I was cast as beast in my high school's production of Beauty and the Beast. My Grandma's input? "At least they won't need any makeup." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 151

You deserved it 3 863

May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By EmmaleeSupertramp - 14/02/2014 03:16 - United States

Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 704

You deserved it 6 967

By sophie - 13/04/2011 16:36 - United States

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 786

You deserved it 5 757

By anaph0re - 01/02/2009 15:52 - France

Today, it was good fun getting this nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would have been better if I hadn't forgotten my demake-up. Even better if I could have avoided those crazy glances in the bus home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 704

You deserved it 21 525

By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 05:02 - Australia

Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 033

You deserved it 12 469

Looks to Die For...

By Milo - 21/02/2017 08:00 - Canada

Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 155

You deserved it 891

By The greatest Illusion ever - 28/10/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 154

You deserved it 21 381

By Anonymous - 23/01/2013 18:03 - United States

Today, my school's theatre decided to produce Les Misérables. I got the part of Éponine. My boyfriend, being a talented performer, could have gotten any part he wanted. However, he only wanted to play the soldier responsible for killing Éponine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 300

You deserved it 5 723

Casting call out

By Kat - 17/09/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I was trying out for a play I really wanted to be in. After my audition, I was feeling really good. She said she would post the cast list tomorrow. Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her. Her reply? "It doesn't matter. You won't be on it anyway." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 314

You deserved it 3 338

By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 21:58 - United States

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 830

You deserved it 2 734

By Nicole - 19/09/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 767

You deserved it 44 553

PandaKitteh 20

Saturday 30 March 2013 16:06

Maybe they cast you as the beast because at the end he turns into a super handsome human again :]

allie2590 31

Saturday 30 March 2013 16:09

Tell your grandma you take after her.

Comments

Omniprism 14

Saturday 30 March 2013 18:06

Congrats on getting the part. Take comfort knowing she won't live much longer. On a different note maybe she's going senile or just terribly depressed and taking it out on you. Maybe not hang with grandma so much.

TheCutestLizard 28

Saturday 30 March 2013 18:15

Maybe she was referring to the handsome prince at the end? In that case you're a very nice looking young man!

interesting33 36

Saturday 30 March 2013 19:05

She sounds funny :P

kthxbie 10

Saturday 30 March 2013 20:57

She probably thought you said "the best" :)

shieldthestral 5

Saturday 30 March 2013 21:12

I love Grandma's, they are so funny!!

angely_fml 4

Saturday 30 March 2013 23:22

Gotta love grandparents.

stormchaser24 24

Sunday 31 March 2013 0:11

Should have said "yes, because at the end I turn into a handsome Prince"

supportcommand 17

Sunday 31 March 2013 0:33

Tell her they need a witch for the next wizard of oz play they do.

KingCeltic77 18

Sunday 31 March 2013 1:49

Maybe they cast you as beauty?

pwnman 33

Sunday 31 March 2013 3:12

Is it just me, or is it that the elderly are trends of this world now?

Keywords

Annoying Gamers Video games Kids Cute Birthday Money Awkward Weird Love Health Abuse Relatable Social Media Scams School Education Parents Teenagers Anger issues Family Relationship advice Capitalism Miscellaneous Public freakouts Grieving Mental health Geek Music Poopoo peepee

The Top

Today, after finally moving into a better neighborhood, my family and I were greeted by the elderly couple who live window to window to us. How? By hearing them have sex loudly and then praying for forgiveness even louder. Welcome to the neighborhood! FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 018

You deserved it 3 408

Today, I'm a graduate of a wealthy public school in So Cal. It astonishes me how many of my classmates don’t see a problem with today’s politicians, or gas, rent, and food prices. I was given shelter but had to earn everything I had growing up. I knew I wasn’t crazy though they acted like I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 368

You deserved it 102

The Top

Today, I blanked and forgot to take out my piercing before going for my MRI, even though the nurses asked me multiple times to make sure I had no metal on me before entering, you know, the big machine made of massive electromagnets. The piercing was on my clitoris. FML

I agree, your life sucks 396

You deserved it 1 659

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 126

You deserved it 4 053

Today, I dropped and snapped a carving knife that’s been in my girlfriend's family for generations, and is used to carve the meat every Christmas. I'm a huge coward, so I hid it back in its box but when it gets taken out again Christmas Day 2022, I think I’m a dead man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 404

You deserved it 1 436

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 751

You deserved it 35 431

Today, I went up to take a shower. I typically go to the bathroom first, I take a mega dump, then flush the toilet. Not only wouldn't the toilet flush but I found out my parents only keep one plunger on hand. It was in the downstairs bathroom. My dad came upstairs and plunged the toilet while I stood there naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 487

You deserved it 249

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I'd heard him in the hall, I yelled out, "Come on, don't be shy, bring your cock back in here right now!" A voice then replied : "He's gone out to get some bread." It was my mother-in-law. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 212

You deserved it 18 005

Same thing different taste

Looks to Die For...

Casting call out

Top comments

Comments