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By Beast - 30/03/2013 06:57 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I was cast as beast in my high school's production of Beauty and the Beast. My Grandma's input? "At least they won't need any makeup." FML

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By EmmaleeSupertramp - 14/02/2014 03:16 - United States

Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML

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By sophie - 13/04/2011 16:36 - United States

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

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By anaph0re - 01/02/2009 15:52 - France

Today, it was good fun getting this nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would have been better if I hadn't forgotten my demake-up. Even better if I could have avoided those crazy glances in the bus home. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 05:02 - Australia

Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML

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Looks to Die For...

By Milo - 21/02/2017 08:00 - Canada

Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML

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By The greatest Illusion ever - 28/10/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2013 18:03 - United States

Today, my school's theatre decided to produce Les Misérables. I got the part of Éponine. My boyfriend, being a talented performer, could have gotten any part he wanted. However, he only wanted to play the soldier responsible for killing Éponine. FML

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Casting call out

By Kat - 17/09/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I was trying out for a play I really wanted to be in. After my audition, I was feeling really good. She said she would post the cast list tomorrow. Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her. Her reply? "It doesn't matter. You won't be on it anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 21:58 - United States

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

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By Nicole - 19/09/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

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PandaKitteh 20

Saturday 30 March 2013 16:06

Maybe they cast you as the beast because at the end he turns into a super handsome human again :]

allie2590 31

Saturday 30 March 2013 16:09

Tell your grandma you take after her.

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goose12321 11

Sunday 31 March 2013 4:18

Hahahaha so granny has a sense of humour, get over it.

frecklefacee 6

Sunday 31 March 2013 5:57

It's a grandparent thing. The beast is a lead role and you should be proud not upset! :) good luck!

Linkerdoodles 15

Sunday 31 March 2013 7:18

It's okay, OP. I had to play Lady Macbeth in my class' reproduction of Macbeth and my mom said "The good news is that you're already such a ****** up bitch that you won't even need to pretend!" Sometimes family needs to shut up.

DisappearingRose 18

Sunday 31 March 2013 15:32

Grandma FTW

glitz1234 6

Sunday 31 March 2013 20:31

were u like beast or something?

chuckcloninger 12

Monday 1 April 2013 1:16

You wouldn't have liked him anyway. He doesn't have any balls.

maddienoelle 13

Monday 1 April 2013 7:14

Then you've gotta be one damn good actor! Don't sweat it!

anders09ma 7

Monday 1 April 2013 19:06

Your grandma is a horrible person!! Tell your parents or somethig!

Fedezzer 20

Saturday 25 May 2013 22:50

If this becomes your nick' in school, you should start playing rugby. Then it'll be a positive thing.

jayyvonblood 18

Thursday 24 October 2013 22:44

Hang on. If your name is Finn, and this production was last year, I KNOW YOU!!! Have fun pissing off Alex!!!

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Today, as an aspiring performer, I tried to practice crying on demand by singing "A Little Fall of Rain" and "On My Own" from Les Misérables. It was all going well, until my nose started running uncontrollably and no tears actually came out of my eyes. Maybe acting isn't for me. FML

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Today, I was doing homework when had to leave to help my family out with chores. I didn't mind it of course, but it turns out I could get signed out of the science homework site, and now have no way to sign back in. FML

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