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By Beast - 30/03/2013 06:57 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I was cast as beast in my high school's production of Beauty and the Beast. My Grandma's input? "At least they won't need any makeup." FML

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By EmmaleeSupertramp - 14/02/2014 03:16 - United States

Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML

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By sophie - 13/04/2011 16:36 - United States

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

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By anaph0re - 01/02/2009 15:52 - France

Today, it was good fun getting this nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would have been better if I hadn't forgotten my demake-up. Even better if I could have avoided those crazy glances in the bus home. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 05:02 - Australia

Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML

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Looks to Die For...

By Milo - 21/02/2017 08:00 - Canada

Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML

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By The greatest Illusion ever - 28/10/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2013 18:03 - United States

Today, my school's theatre decided to produce Les Misérables. I got the part of Éponine. My boyfriend, being a talented performer, could have gotten any part he wanted. However, he only wanted to play the soldier responsible for killing Éponine. FML

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Casting call out

By Kat - 17/09/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I was trying out for a play I really wanted to be in. After my audition, I was feeling really good. She said she would post the cast list tomorrow. Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her. Her reply? "It doesn't matter. You won't be on it anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 21:58 - United States

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

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By Nicole - 19/09/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

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PandaKitteh 20

Saturday 30 March 2013 16:06

Maybe they cast you as the beast because at the end he turns into a super handsome human again :]

allie2590 31

Saturday 30 March 2013 16:09

Tell your grandma you take after her.

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ahc123 4

Saturday 30 March 2013 16:29

Must've gotten tht from u eh?;)

Caribbeankid14 10

Saturday 30 March 2013 16:38

Brings a more literal meaning to the saying, you gotta "grow into your role"...least you're a natural:p

ninaskyez 12

Saturday 30 March 2013 16:55

Thats messed up

rokolodo 10

Saturday 30 March 2013 16:58

Welcome to the club. That just means you are super smart and be the boss of everybody when you grow up.

luckygamer85 7

Saturday 30 March 2013 17:00

I wonder if grandma even thought that OP being ugly would be at least 1/4 her fault? unless he's adopted of course...

TheCutestLizard 28

Sunday 31 March 2013 7:38

lol true!

33Chilidog 6

Saturday 30 March 2013 17:12

Maybe she meant because you'll have like a wig on you know big brown "fur" covering it up?

EnterSandman_fml 20

Saturday 30 March 2013 17:14

Well, the part of Beast is how Ron Perlman got a big break, so this could be the start of a great career.

toaster012 17

Saturday 30 March 2013 17:21

But at the end, the beast is suppose to be a good lookin prince! Think of it that way!

HMaxKing 3

Saturday 30 March 2013 18:02

That's because at the end of the movie he runs into the handsome prince. If that makes you feel better.

M3DIC4T3 29

Saturday 30 March 2013 18:04

That's really mean. Sorry OP. My grandma was the same way; whenever I used to try to dress up or go out with friends my grandma would nitpick at every little thing wrong with my appearance. She's probably jealous that she's old and wrinkly and you look fantastic without even trying. Keep your head up OP! :)

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