Intimacy: Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While...

By imustbegay - 09/05/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

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By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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By well crap... - 21/06/2020 14:18

Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML

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By killmenow - 10/09/2012 17:52 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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By yournick - 31/01/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 22:33 - United States - Washington Crossing

Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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By madfather - 23/02/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

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chocolateybar 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 20:10

YOUR FRIEND ROCKS :">

YUMmMm 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 20:22

LOL! your guy frnd IS amazing :P

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Felixy 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 1:39

I...must meet your friend. We would get along quite well ^-^

ilovemydoodle123 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 12:51

best fml ever!

metalcruton 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 10:32

biggest dick move ever hahaha but so f-ing funny

spadesghost 1

Sunday 27 March 2011 18:44

i'm sorry, but even if this happened to ME i'd have to laugh about it. that was just funny. and as said, screw a bunch of people for their looks, especially if you don't know them or care about them. i mean if i can get drunk and fall down and laugh at myself, this would be even funnier to me .. your friend rocks.

ninjacapo 2

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:50

thts wht friends are for :P

cutiepie343 7

Sunday 15 May 2011 12:58

L.O.L Your friend is my new hero. ^_^

JMazin 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:42

fyl

bnvc 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:58

LMAO

ihaterats 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 22:53

ur friend is a ****** ass hole (:

sprucemoose 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 9:21

ummm why did you get dirty looks for it? even if you were gay its not like it makes you a horrible person who gets dirty looks... i mean some religious people say its like a sin but who the hell are they to judge? shouldn't that be up to "God"? either way your friend got you lol