You didn't know where your gf's father works? That bites.... Next time, tell him its for sex ed and your teaching kids how to put it on a banana.

That's brilliant, certainly one of my favourite FMLs I've ever read.

I feel like he makes it sound like a threesome 'my girlfriend, Kim, and I'.

I saw someone make this one up before.

Sounds a little too much like the story of the kid who buys condoms then goes to dinner at his girlfriend's house only to find out her dad sold him the condoms...

Funny, nonetheless.

I know .. I've heard this joke before .. could be a fake FML . Or a stupid OP

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Because he's weird.

No, 61, he's EDGY.

"her dads a cashier? he sure got far in life..."
@#1: You shouldn't be so ignorant, some people couldn't afford higher education. Or perhaps Kim's dad was an immigrant just trying to establish a life in a new country. It's hard for them.

this was taken out straight from the movie Wheres the Party Yaar? ......

That sucks. You should have said you we're playing a prank on someone. or you were buying them for your dad....or older brother.

ookay, why do people get so crazy??? this is just a story. this isn't i-need-advice.com... it's FML.com. so let people vent and stop getting all Dr. Phill

that's all :)

@ #14 - wtf? Lots of people use protection even in a long term relationship - contraceptive pills aren't 100% effective, and some of us don't want a kid just yet. Aside from that theres no mention of how long they've been together, it could be their first time together and it's certainly advisable to use protection in that case.

However. This story made me rofl, definitely going in favs :)