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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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By Theguyinthedark - 30/06/2016 13:23 - Bangladesh

Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 23:03 - United States - Chester

Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML

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By deepblue - 24/01/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

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By Alup132 - 11/09/2018 22:00

Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML

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Gotcha moment

By nick - 18/10/2009 13:39 - Canada

Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him, "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied, " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 01:25 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML

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By PizzaBwaaay - 03/05/2022 22:00

Today, I was delivering pizzas and hit up a dude’s house who ordered two boxes of extra large. He gave me the exact change. I asked him, “What about the tip?” He paused for a minute, let out this loud rancid fart and said, “There’s your tip bub, now piss off!” and shut the door in my face. FML

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By are these people even HUMAN? - 01/08/2013 15:18 - United States - Bristol

Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML

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Is this a joke?

By Prank's on me? - 03/04/2024 15:00 - Philippines - Paranaque City

Today, I was ordered by our higher boss to buy 15 boxes of pizza for our even higher boss's birthday party. As I called his favorite pizza place to order, I was told to "FUCK OFF!!!" and was blatantly hung-up upon. When I tried to call again, the company number is now barred. Of all the days, it had to be April 1st. FML

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qwertsarecool122 23

Friday 16 December 2011 23:42

Take the pizza and run!

KennyMcCrmick322 0

Friday 16 December 2011 23:43

Shoulda just said " I didn't order this pizza" and when he tried to bitch you out, that's when you close the door on his face. If he's really upsetting you that much you can always just walk away.

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asousaaa 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 2:39

U should of taken the pizza an tell him hold on let me get my money ............. (shut the door).....

afcrewchief 4

Saturday 17 December 2011 20:16

That is called stealing.

max_wilder 9

Saturday 17 December 2011 2:54

CALL NOW

criminalmindsfan 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 3:42

That awkward moment when...!

tootsie68 22

Saturday 17 December 2011 4:21

Just shut the door in his face. Simple as that.

littlerena67 2

Saturday 17 December 2011 5:08

u shud hve taken the pizza n dumped it on his head

YourBabyGirlRav 8

Saturday 17 December 2011 5:22

Deliver the pizza to his face and make him pay.

MyMilkShake2Yard 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 6:07

Why halloween and not Christmas???

richkief76 5

Saturday 17 December 2011 6:36

I bet your neighbors played a prank on you. It happened to my aunt once... They put anchovies on the pizza... Yuck

sjhill 32

Saturday 17 December 2011 8:52

Ah..right... :)

nightops 8

Saturday 17 December 2011 14:00

Those guys are used to getting stiffed, with similar explanations. Not a good excuse, just saying

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