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Today, the person who I've asked to back off is still messaging me and making me more stressed out. I'm pretty sure he fancies me, but I'm asexual. This after he already promised to back off multiple times. I think I've got myself a stalker. FML
Document everything. Film every in person interaction. When asked why you are filming every interaction tell him because his behavior is and has been unacceptable and you are documenting it in order to get protection.
Do you know this person? If not, just block him. If you can't block him, say you have saved the screenshots and will go to the police for harassment if he does not stop.
Did you tell him you're asexual? That's a real boner-killer. He'll move on soon enough.