Cano951
United States
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Portland, United States
But… I'm hungry!
Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery after a long day. When the delivery guy showed up, I realized I had no cash, so I tried to pay him using my credit card. Unfortunately, I couldn’t remember the PIN, and after three failed attempts, the delivery guy just stared at me in awkward silence and said, "It’s okay, I’ll just take the pizza back." FML
Danny is pissed
United States
What just happened?
Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
Theguyinthedark
Bangladesh
Roommate from hell #457
Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML
Anonymous
United States
Don't mess with pizza
Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML
Anonymous
Chester, United States
Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML
deepblue
United States
Crimes against Pizza
Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML
nick
Canada
Gotcha moment
Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him, "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied, "Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML
Alup132
Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML
PizzaBwaaay
Currency
Today, I was delivering pizzas and hit up a dude’s house who ordered two boxes of extra large. He gave me the exact change. I asked him, “What about the tip?” He paused for a minute, let out this loud rancid fart and said, “There’s your tip bub, now piss off!” and shut the door in my face. FML
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qwertsarecool122 23
Take the pizza and run!
KennyMcCrmick322 0
Shoulda just said " I didn't order this pizza" and when he tried to bitch you out, that's when you close the door on his face. If he's really upsetting you that much you can always just walk away.
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joefrazier 20
Wow
every1luvsboners 11
It's a new scam. I'll go to the grocery store and buy 10 shitty pizzas for $10 then bake them and go door-to-door until I sell them all for $10 each.
Icecream93 4
Then theres no profit :(
every1luvsboners 11
$10 each equals a $90 profit. 2+2= You're an idiot.
LiyIa_fml 8
Where the hell do you get 10 pizzas for 10 dollars?
every1luvsboners 11
My comment wasn't meant to be taken seriously. At my local grocery store (Publix) there are shitty little pizzas for $1 each. The Mr.P's and Totinos. They are disgusting, but they are only $1.
HondaKidd 5
Hey totinos are actually good. The triple cheese ones(: btw I work at publix O_O Idkk what that has to do with anything.. :/
attaboy368 20
Kmart? small ones though.....
MelTheGreat 23
If he knows where you live, that's not the smartest thing to do.
PeypeyTheBeeotch 1
Iv heard of this before, people actually do it to get money! That keep boxes and pretend to be the pizza guy!
afcrewchief 4
Quite unsuccessfully to anyone with a brain. Most if not all delivery drivers wear uniforms and have signs on their cars.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
In the area where I live it is actually more normal for the pizza delivery people to just be people in cars. They are in fact usually just driving their own cars and if they were wearing a uniform this time of year you can't see it because of winter coats.
chouter21 10
Screw him!!! You eat that pizza! :D
Riley97 0
It's fun to order pizza and give them the address across the street. Then sit up in your window and shoot the delivery man with an air soft gun. Haha
DocBastard 40
Where I come from, that's called assault.
EpicSquishii 21
It's from a previous FML
Llamassss 21
Then he comes back with his rifle.
Peach3 1
If I were him, I would have just eaten it myself! Unless it was crappy pizza...either way, he had no right to be mad at you! It's not like people exactly scheme to trick a pizza delivery guy.
TuLegit 4
That was brilliant mate!!
rubberduckie94 13
you know a gun usually stops ******* from bitching when they are trying to pull a scam
DocBastard 40
Pizza is like sex - even when it's really bad, it's still pretty good. And it's best when it's hot and messy.
germasian96 7
Docbastard is always right ;D