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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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By Theguyinthedark - 30/06/2016 13:23 - Bangladesh

Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 23:03 - United States - Chester

Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML

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By deepblue - 24/01/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

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By Alup132 - 11/09/2018 22:00

Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML

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Gotcha moment

By nick - 18/10/2009 13:39 - Canada

Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him, "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied, " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 01:25 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML

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By PizzaBwaaay - 03/05/2022 22:00

Today, I was delivering pizzas and hit up a dude’s house who ordered two boxes of extra large. He gave me the exact change. I asked him, “What about the tip?” He paused for a minute, let out this loud rancid fart and said, “There’s your tip bub, now piss off!” and shut the door in my face. FML

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By are these people even HUMAN? - 01/08/2013 15:18 - United States - Bristol

Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML

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Is this a joke?

By Prank's on me? - 03/04/2024 15:00 - Philippines - Paranaque City

Today, I was ordered by our higher boss to buy 15 boxes of pizza for our even higher boss's birthday party. As I called his favorite pizza place to order, I was told to "FUCK OFF!!!" and was blatantly hung-up upon. When I tried to call again, the company number is now barred. Of all the days, it had to be April 1st. FML

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qwertsarecool122 23

Friday 16 December 2011 23:42

Take the pizza and run!

KennyMcCrmick322 0

Friday 16 December 2011 23:43

Shoulda just said " I didn't order this pizza" and when he tried to bitch you out, that's when you close the door on his face. If he's really upsetting you that much you can always just walk away.

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islander03 5

Saturday 17 December 2011 16:52

this happened to me yesterday. They delivered my pizza and then they called me yelling for me to come to the store to pick up another pizza of similar quality. They then tried to deliver it and when I refused they attempted to bitch me out.

afcrewchief 4

Saturday 17 December 2011 20:21

Go for the 2 for 1, theft and assault. Then the pizza guy calls the cops and you go to jail.

craZ3 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 3:52

facepalm...

iamwilson12 4

Sunday 18 December 2011 20:04

@Jumber10 #2, my friend wrote about your WIN comment in fb............ why did i share this? foreveralone o_o

ILoveEmoes 9

Monday 19 December 2011 14:16

Should've said "I love you, boo.".

Icecream93 4

Monday 19 December 2011 22:49

You got me hungry

hdw17 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 20:17

maybe it was a present from a secret admirerer

latifaniomityra 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:01

Could have at least gave him a tip Like, get a real job

Genoc123 5

Saturday 18 February 2012 5:33

This guy is a pussy

BakedInTheOven 11

Friday 12 August 2016 5:23

That sucks OP, though I've had a similar experience. My pizza delivery man yelled at me for not having exact change, when he had no change himself. Needless to say, I stopped ordering from there. Oh, did I mention that same delivery guy has been doing this for about 5 months now?

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