By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
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By Anonymous - 05/04/2025 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery after a long day. When the delivery guy showed up, I realized I had no cash, so I tried to pay him using my credit card. Unfortunately, I couldn’t remember the PIN, and after three failed attempts, the delivery guy just stared at me in awkward silence and said, "It’s okay, I’ll just take the pizza back." FML
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By Danny is pissed - 01/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
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KennyMcCrmick322 0

Shoulda just said " I didn't order this pizza" and when he tried to bitch you out, that's when you close the door on his face. If he's really upsetting you that much you can always just walk away.

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islander03 5

this happened to me yesterday. They delivered my pizza and then they called me yelling for me to come to the store to pick up another pizza of similar quality. They then tried to deliver it and when I refused they attempted to bitch me out.

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afcrewchief 4

Go for the 2 for 1, theft and assault. Then the pizza guy calls the cops and you go to jail.

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iamwilson12 4

@Jumber10 #2, my friend wrote about your WIN comment in fb............ why did i share this? foreveralone o_o

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hdw17 0

maybe it was a present from a secret admirerer

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latifaniomityra 0

Could have at least gave him a tip Like, get a real job

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BakedInTheOven 11

That sucks OP, though I've had a similar experience. My pizza delivery man yelled at me for not having exact change, when he had no change himself. Needless to say, I stopped ordering from there. Oh, did I mention that same delivery guy has been doing this for about 5 months now?

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