Not really a good idea

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 18:00

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Today, I decide to let my boyfriend introduce food into our sex life, then a few days after we used melted chocolate I got a UTI. I’ve never had a UTI before in my life so I’m blaming him for the fact it feels like I’m peeing needles dipped in acid. FML
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CRC_101 31
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YOU decided to try out putting melted chocolate in yourself. I feel bad for him that you would blame him. If you didn't know that would cause a UTI, why the hell would someone who doesn't even have the part know? You're responsible for knowing what's healthy and not healthy for your own body.

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mmdavis 8

Food only goes inside your body via your mouth! No matter what the internet tells you!

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ahabsfan 14
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Check your owner’s manual. It says not to put melted chocolate on your vajayjay.

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mmdavis 8

Food only goes inside your body via your mouth! No matter what the internet tells you!

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CRC_101 31
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YOU decided to try out putting melted chocolate in yourself. I feel bad for him that you would blame him. If you didn't know that would cause a UTI, why the hell would someone who doesn't even have the part know? You're responsible for knowing what's healthy and not healthy for your own body.

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WistayShlaio82 13

Now I get that fondue joke.

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lawldude 3

itll go away lol pissing needles doc why aren't they metal doc? HUH HUH HUH? lol.

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