Not really a good idea

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 18:00

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Today, I decide to let my boyfriend introduce food into our sex life, then a few days after we used melted chocolate I got a UTI. I’ve never had a UTI before in my life so I’m blaming him for the fact it feels like I’m peeing needles dipped in acid. FML
I agree, your life sucks 921
You deserved it 2 286

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YOU decided to try out putting melted chocolate in yourself. I feel bad for him that you would blame him. If you didn't know that would cause a UTI, why the hell would someone who doesn't even have the part know? You're responsible for knowing what's healthy and not healthy for your own body.

Food only goes inside your body via your mouth! No matter what the internet tells you!

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Check your owner’s manual. It says not to put melted chocolate on your vajayjay.

Food only goes inside your body via your mouth! No matter what the internet tells you!

YOU decided to try out putting melted chocolate in yourself. I feel bad for him that you would blame him. If you didn't know that would cause a UTI, why the hell would someone who doesn't even have the part know? You're responsible for knowing what's healthy and not healthy for your own body.

Now I get that fondue joke.

itll go away lol pissing needles doc why aren't they metal doc? HUH HUH HUH? lol.